[video] He's staying human for a few days because he deserves it.

[docfoul]

[Now who is this dashing gentleman in the video, DDD? He certainly doesn't look like anyone that's been on the comm before, but his deliberate adjustment of the feed suggests that it's not his first time p--

Oh wait nevermind. Everything is green. This must be Doc Scratch, except he's suddenly not a midget and also he has a very human face.]

As you can see, I have a bit of a predicament in my hands. My congratulations go to whoever was powerful enough to reduce me to this state, by the way. Well done.

[AND HIS VOICE ISN'T ANNOYINGLY UNREADABLE ANYMORE, FUCKING HOORAY]

I would rather not stay in my own world for as long as I am in this body. If you provide me with temporary housing, I will be sure to give you adequate compensation. Please, do not let any rumors you may have heard discourage you. I am an excellent host to be sure, and I can also be an excellent guest if you give me the chance.

Comments

[unknownrival]

...

How in need are you. It wouldn't be the first time I've had someone I disliked at my temple.

[sandinmyboots]

Ha ha ha...

Ahahahahahahaha!

[GUESS WHO IS NOW TARGET NUMBER ONE FOR THE CLOWN]

[docfoul]

If need were quantifiable, I would say quite a bit.

[unknownrival]

Fine. You can stay at the temple.

[embersandashes]

I have a guess as to who, and if I'm right, I hope she's made it permanent.

[docfoul]

Laugh while you can, clown.

[sandinmyboots]

Do you really think that mouthing off to me is a good idea, cueball?

[docfoul]

If your guess is the same as mine, I regret to inform you that she is very fond of me.

[embersandashes]

... That actually doesn't surprise me.

[docfoul]

Thank you, Issei.

always video;

[hugmyscythe]

[how do you like being human. you can thank DM anytime.] Why would you everneed to leave yourworld? Surely, surely- felt and flesh

are not so different in durability.

[docfoul]

Should I be afraid of you?

[unknownrival]

You asked for shelter. That's reason enough for me to provide it.

[docfoul]

It's only a matter of common sense. The soft, plushy body I normally possess is very endearing.

[embersandashes]

No, it really isn't.

[docfoul]

[sob HE SUSPECTS YOU]

I can't speak of the future, but this body would cause complications. Not to mention that, while I am like this, the future is no certain thing at all.

[sandinmyboots]

You can't magically teleport and kidnap ten year olds as shields. I think this means you're in season.

[docfoul]

No matter what you think, it is far superior to this form I am stuck in.

[embersandashes]

You make a fine human. The loss of your powers is especially good.

[docfoul]

Less good-natured individuals would deny it.

[docfoul]

[... oh fuck]

There are others here who enjoy my presence. You would suffer backlash.

[docfoul]

You're not funny.

[unknownrival]

I'm trying to be a monk.

[sandinmyboots]

I don't care what your pawns think.

[THAT'S RIGHT.]

[docfoul]

Out of curiosity, how are your temple's defences?