[video] He's staying human for a few days because he deserves it.

[docfoul]

[Now who is this dashing gentleman in the video, DDD? He certainly doesn't look like anyone that's been on the comm before, but his deliberate adjustment of the feed suggests that it's not his first time p--

Oh wait nevermind. Everything is green. This must be Doc Scratch, except he's suddenly not a midget and also he has a very human face.]

As you can see, I have a bit of a predicament in my hands. My congratulations go to whoever was powerful enough to reduce me to this state, by the way. Well done.

[AND HIS VOICE ISN'T ANNOYINGLY UNREADABLE ANYMORE, FUCKING HOORAY]

I would rather not stay in my own world for as long as I am in this body. If you provide me with temporary housing, I will be sure to give you adequate compensation. Please, do not let any rumors you may have heard discourage you. I am an excellent host to be sure, and I can also be an excellent guest if you give me the chance.

Comments

[unknownrival]

...

How in need are you. It wouldn't be the first time I've had someone I disliked at my temple.

[docfoul]

If need were quantifiable, I would say quite a bit.

[sandinmyboots]

Ha ha ha...

Ahahahahahahaha!

[GUESS WHO IS NOW TARGET NUMBER ONE FOR THE CLOWN]

[docfoul]

Laugh while you can, clown.

[unknownrival]

Kefka.

[aquaticrush]

Please stop it, Kefka-san, this isn't fair!

[embersandashes]

I have a guess as to who, and if I'm right, I hope she's made it permanent.

[docfoul]

If your guess is the same as mine, I regret to inform you that she is very fond of me.

always video;

[hugmyscythe]

[how do you like being human. you can thank DM anytime.] Why would you everneed to leave yourworld? Surely, surely- felt and flesh

are not so different in durability.

[docfoul]

[sob HE SUSPECTS YOU]

I can't speak of the future, but this body would cause complications. Not to mention that, while I am like this, the future is no certain thing at all.

[makewayforroze]

It seems strange to see you looking so different.

[docfoul]

It's unpleasant, to say the least.

[video]

[material_guy]

Hnnnn. Looks like you got the lodgings from my monk, but it also looks like you still got some defense issues goin' on...

[video]

[docfoul]

Are you volunteering?

Video | Locked

[starofchaos]

If you are in need of defences at Ryudo's temple, I could send Astaroth or Gemory. Either of them could take human form or merely remain unseen unless needed.

Video | Locked

[docfoul]

You are a gracious ally, Louis. Thank you.

However... before I lost my vision omnifold, I noticed you and the clown were getting along well. I do not mean to say I distrust you, of course, but I hope you understand if I am wary for the time being.

[ video ]

[selfished]

[ She's laughing. Totally laughing her ass off. On video even, and she doesn't even seem to care that he can see. ]

Ahaha, what did they do to you?

[ video ]

[docfoul]

You should be able to tell at a glance that my body looks considerably less appealing than usual.

[soulfist]

You could always stay at my castle, if you'd like~

[docfoul]

That would be lovely, but the monk has already offered his quarters.

[Locked]
You are welcome to stop by, though. From what I gather, you are a skilled fighter.

[swordplay]

Huh? Who are you?

[docfoul]

I am the handsome, well-groomed gentleman who normally has a large cue ball for a head.

[starblaze]

[ohhhhey aren't you that guy who showed her food]

... How did that happen?

[docfoul]

I'm not certain, but I have my suspicions.

[aquaticrush]

Everything else is okay, right?

[docfoul]

Yes.

[Oh my God.

HE SORT OF SOUNDS UNSURE.]

[touchofgenius]

[Stare. Ing.

gdit scratch why do you have to be attractive now????]

I'd offer, but. We currently have no house.

[docfoul]

[TOO BAD HE IS NOT A HOMOSEXUAL. Or a heterosexual either.]

What a shame.

Not to worry. The monk has already offered his quarters.

[video]

[grimdarkseer]

[She's supposed to stay away from him but fuck this is too good to resist]

Who'd you upset to wind up a mere mortal like the rest of us?

[video]

[docfoul]

Young ladies are delicate things, no matter what their species.

[cocksprite]

hahahahaha fuck you

[docfoul]

What is it?