[video] He's staying human for a few days because he deserves it.

[docfoul]

[Now who is this dashing gentleman in the video, DDD? He certainly doesn't look like anyone that's been on the comm before, but his deliberate adjustment of the feed suggests that it's not his first time p--

Oh wait nevermind. Everything is green. This must be Doc Scratch, except he's suddenly not a midget and also he has a very human face.]

As you can see, I have a bit of a predicament in my hands. My congratulations go to whoever was powerful enough to reduce me to this state, by the way. Well done.

[AND HIS VOICE ISN'T ANNOYINGLY UNREADABLE ANYMORE, FUCKING HOORAY]

I would rather not stay in my own world for as long as I am in this body. If you provide me with temporary housing, I will be sure to give you adequate compensation. Please, do not let any rumors you may have heard discourage you. I am an excellent host to be sure, and I can also be an excellent guest if you give me the chance.

Comments

[embersandashes]

No, it really isn't.

[docfoul]

No matter what you think, it is far superior to this form I am stuck in.

[embersandashes]

You make a fine human. The loss of your powers is especially good.

[docfoul]

You're not funny.

[embersandashes]

I'm not trying to be.

[docfoul]

[embersandashes]

[docfoul]

Enjoy your temporary superiority while you can.