[video] He's staying human for a few days because he deserves it.

[docfoul]

[Now who is this dashing gentleman in the video, DDD? He certainly doesn't look like anyone that's been on the comm before, but his deliberate adjustment of the feed suggests that it's not his first time p--

Oh wait nevermind. Everything is green. This must be Doc Scratch, except he's suddenly not a midget and also he has a very human face.]

As you can see, I have a bit of a predicament in my hands. My congratulations go to whoever was powerful enough to reduce me to this state, by the way. Well done.

[AND HIS VOICE ISN'T ANNOYINGLY UNREADABLE ANYMORE, FUCKING HOORAY]

I would rather not stay in my own world for as long as I am in this body. If you provide me with temporary housing, I will be sure to give you adequate compensation. Please, do not let any rumors you may have heard discourage you. I am an excellent host to be sure, and I can also be an excellent guest if you give me the chance.

Comments

[ video ]

[docfoul]

Are you implying that my sense of humour is less than excellent?

[ video ]

[selfished]

Of course I'm not implying that. I just practically downright said it just now.

[ video ]

[docfoul]

You can't fault me when you are the one lacking comprehension.

[ video ]

[selfished]

Look who's the one blaming others here!

[ She just laughs, though, apparently not bothered as she just sets out to eat some more of the food piled up off-screen. ]

Also, the food at your party was pretty good, I gotta give you that.

[ video ]

[docfoul]

Of course it was. I would offer you more right now, but as you can see, I am in no condition to do so.

[ video ]

[selfished]

That's just fine. You can hang around in your new human form and do whatever ya want as long as I'll eventually get snacks again.. Do you already have somewhere to go or what? Gonna live out on the streets instead? [ says the hobo herself.. ]

[ video ]

[docfoul]

Issei was gracious enough to provide help.

[ video ]

[selfished]

Hoh, good for you. Now all you have to hope for is to get your weird head back again soon, huh?

[ video ]

[docfoul]

I will stand for no kind of slander regarding my head.

[ video ]

[selfished]

[ eyeroll. ]

Excuse me, your perfectly shaped round head.

[ video ]

[docfoul]

Good.