[video] [let's get this double intro party started]

[chronokinesis]

[Well, hello there, community. Today you get to see a glowing purple and blue guy who seems to have an unhealthy obsession with clocks, to the point of having one embedded in his chest; he's even got a staff with stopwatch perched atop it. Also, he's floating. And peering at the screen.]

Strange... this certainly connects both separate timelines and different times themselves. What I don't understand is how. Or why it would deem fit to show itself now.

[Suddenly there's the sound of, well, condensed high speed, as if something is barreling towards aforementioned floating person with the intention of punting his head from his shoulders.]

[Mr. Glow doesn't seem all that concerned. Just as a blur of black and white zooms into view - wait wait, did the floating guy just teleport? And instantaneously, too, without any flashy lights or anything. Although, oddly enough, he's just lifting a finger from the button on that stopwatch.]

[In any case, he's about two feet further away now, which causes said fast object to receive a speeding ticket via crashing into a wall just offscreen. Everything shakes.]

Good morning, Dan.

[There is a burst of swearing, interspersed with... the names of baked goods, for some reason. Finally, it's topped with a -] ...I hate you. So much. [This is followed by another groan as a second figure strides onscreen, rubbing the back of his head. Conveniently enough, he is also glowing. And floating. Do you spy a trend here?]

Settle down. We seem to have attracted some sort of multi-chronological focal point. Speaking of which...

[The first person glides forward and leans down over the screen again.] Is there anyone on the other side of this connection? Hello?

[OOC: Comments will be replied to by either character once mun gets some sleep. Also, you may want to fill out Clockwork's permissions post. Will be tagged with characters whenever space frees up.]

Comments

always video;

[starblaze]

[her curiosity and interest are piqued. these two vaguely remind her of stagnated souls, but it's obvious they aren't from her world.]

... What are you? [so much for a polite greeting]

[also stuck in video mode]

[ultimateenemy]

[Meet second floaty guy, completely unperturbed by your rudeness.]

Ghosts.
And what are you?

[starblaze]

[guh, that question always stumps her. her kind doesn't have a name, aside from that one, and that one isn't meant to be shared.]

Not human. [vague, but the truth.]

[ultimateenemy]

Good for you. You don't want to be a human, they're boring. Unless you're blowing them up. I should know.
And you're probably not a ghost either, unless you're a very confused one.

[starblaze]

Really? I think humans are interesting.

No, I'm sure I'm not a ghost.

[voice]

[docfoul]

[On one hand, FUCK YEAH CLOCKS.

On the other hand, Scratch is still human and uuuugh he is kind of unsure about starting a conversation with someone he doesn't know if he'll ever be able to read.]

Omni-chronological and spatial.

[video]

[chronokinesis]

[HELL YES CLOCKS ARE AMAZING. And no need to worry, Doc Scratch, all you have to do is figure out he likes acting all mysterious and then's he very, very easy to understand.]

Really. [Said in tones of great interest.] I always suspected there were dimensions other than the human world and the Ghost Zone. Unless, of course, you're referring to the Ghost Zone's sub-dimensions. [Which would be rather disappointing.]

[After a moment, he tilts his head.] Excuse me, but if you don't mind me asking, are you a human? You sound like one, but... slightly off.

[docfoul]

[He has no idea what a Ghost Zone is and he is very much not in the mood to admit that right now, so he'll just ignore the subject altogether.]

Only temporarily.

[chronokinesis]

[After another second or two, he decides not to pry. Besides he can always just try to spy on you later~ But you seem interesting, so...]

I apologize, I haven't introduced myself yet. I am Clockwork.

[docfoul]

Clockwork? I say we may very well get along, then. Haa haa.

Call me Doc Scratch.

[makewayforroze]

There are a lot of others here.

[video]

[chronokinesis]

Ah, good to know. Is this connection the work of someone using it, or am I not the only one linked in inadvertently?

[Please don't be disturbed by him suddenly shifting ages in front of you, this is a perfectly normal occurrence and not a reason for panic.]

[makewayforroze]

[But she has to watch and it's easy to forget he asked a question.] ...What are you doing?

[chronokinesis]

What, this? [He shifts back to his adult form in the middle of the sentence.] Just a side effect. Not important.

[He's going to give you a look now. It manages to convey "please answer the question" and somehow does it very, very politely.]

[makewayforroze]

[It takes a moment but then she realized what she was doing.] There are a lot of us who didn't mean to come here. We don't know how the community was created or who created it.

[pinksugargirl]

Yes. There's lots of people, actually.

[video]

[ultimateenemy]

Are there.

[He looks decidedly unimpressed by your... pinkness. But he might as well mess with you while Clockwork is distracted by somebody else, right?]

[video]

[pinksugargirl]

Yes. Even though you aren't the one who asked.

[video]

[ultimateenemy]

He's already talking to someone else. You can't fault me for having nothing else to do.

[Video]

[thefairynator]

Yes, there is someone else here.

[Eyeing you so hard]

[video]

[ultimateenemy]

[Sorry, Jorgen, but you get to deal with the ill-tempered one today.]

...well, what is it? Something on my face or are you just having difficulties with your eyesight today?

[video]awesome

[thefairynator]

You look like 'rouble.

[video]

[ultimateenemy]

Me? Trouble? Never.

[video]

[oceanicbutterfly]

..."Dan"?

[video]

[ultimateenemy]

That would be me.

[[Sorry, mun felt like art. ^^;]]