[Text] Intro

[thekidsare0kay]

-- twinArmageddons [TA] opened memo FRUIITYA22HOLEQUACKBEA2TCELEBRATIION with DramaDramaDuck [DDD] --

all riight.
that'2 iit.
everyone get iin here.
iit'2 tiime two PARTAAAAAAY!

no waiit.
iit'2 not tiime two partay.

iit'2 tiime for 2omeone two fuckiing fe22 up.
2o get two iit, a22hole2.
who broke iintwo my re2piite block whiile ii wa2 a2leep?

[OOC: Yes, this is Cnd, bringing in one last character for now. Liz dropped Sollux (and I dropped Aradia) and we've done a little shuffle, so now I have Sollux XD;; He's lost his memories of the community and been brought back through the timeline to before he played SGRUB, though I might have him get his memories back later.

But for now: has he eaten the cupcake, or not? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW UNTIL YOU POST]

Comments

[zuipperpips]

im roxy
so wahts up with these shenanigans
jsut what kinda dastartly cultirp you lookin for
*culrpti
*CULPRIT

[thekidsare0kay]

wow, are you drunk or are you haviing trouble typiing wiith tho2e biig tentacley appendage2 you undoubtedly have for prong2?
becau2e you're an aliien, get iit?
or do tentacled aliien2 have keyboard2 two fiit?

ii'm tryiing two fiigure out who got iin here.
becau2e there'2 a cupcake on my de2k and ii diidn't put iit here.

[zuipperpips]

tbh im a lil tipsy
i dont have tentacles tho shit this isnt a japanese porno
what kinda cupcake

[thekidsare0kay]

are you 2ure no tentacle2?
ii'm not 2ayiing they'd be a bad thiing.
2o iif you don't have tentacle2 then what kiind of aliien are you?

ii dunno iit'2 got cherriie2 on top.

[zuipperpips]

you go for taht kinda thing
ooh take me now mr alien *wunk*
*wink
idfk im a human
were pink mammals with hair its fuckin normal what do you want

[thekidsare0kay]

mammal2?
wow.
2o you're all haiiry all over liike a pouncebea2t?
maybe you'd liike two 2how me a liittle.

[zuipperpips]

lmao no on our heads
dont aliens have hair
and wow FUCK tahts a gpood try at bein subtle but next time dial down the skeeve

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[thekidsare0kay]

ii can't 2peak for mo2t aliien2, but troll2 have haiir on theiir head2, yeah.
uh.
2orry.
ii ju2t meant, you know, that we could 2wiitch two viideo iin2tead of tryiing two de2criibe thiing2.

[So he nervously switches on his video. What if she really doesn't like him? What if she realizes that he's a mutant freak? What if she thinks he's really hideous?]

...hi...

[ video ]

[zuipperpips]

[ she turns on the video too, because he looks about twelve and hey, what harm could it do? ]

Wow, you guys are seriously aliens, aren't you! UU's never turned on the webcam, or she doesn't have one, or something. Pretty fuckin unfair if you ask me.

[ video ]

[thekidsare0kay]

[He smiles awkwardly, with a few too many teeth. Wow, she's so pretty for an alien. A bit...pink and weird looking, and she has no horns, but somehow it's even more compelling because of it]

I don't know anyone named UU, thorry. And yeah, I'm theriouthly an alien, or maybe you are.

You're really cute...

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[zuipperpips]

Haha, shit, you're gonna make me get all blushy and stuff. So, Mr. Suave Alien, what's your name?

[ video ]

[thekidsare0kay]

Oh man, you're going to make me thay it out loud? [He blushes a warm yellow] Thollukth Captor... and you thaid your name wath Rokthy?

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[zuipperpips]

Holy shit that's fuckin adorable. [ like a small puppy that lisps but shhhh he can totally think she means it in a sexy way ]

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[thekidsare0kay]

[He smiles a bit, shyly]

Usually I think it'th pretty lame, but if you think it'th adorable I can go with that.

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[zuipperpips]

So what do aliens with lawnmowers for teeth do for fun? Like, I don't actually know a ton about your culture or whatever. [ not making fun of him JUST STATING A FACT also hooking her martini glass closer yes come to me ]

[ video ]

[thekidsare0kay]

[His eyes follow the movement of the martini glass curiously]

Mothtly I code and troll people. I'm thort of a nerd, actually.

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[zuipperpips]

No way, me too! I'm all about the hacking mainframes and shouting JACKPOT, totally. [ classy martini sipping going down now it's basically an automatic response to... existing ]

[ video ]

[thekidsare0kay]

Really? [Oh my god, she's the woman of his dreams!] You're a programmer? You want to ekthchange thome work?

[ video ]

[zuipperpips]

Come on! That is so much less fun than it could be. How about a challenge?

[ video ]

[thekidsare0kay]

Hehehe. [He leans forward a little] What kind of challenge? Be warned, I'm the betht there ith!

[ video ]

[zuipperpips]

[ she drums her fingers on the table, thinking ] We could, like, send each other viruses and try to untangle them before our computers explode?

[ video ]

[thekidsare0kay]

You got it! [And he's already pulling up another window and typing, a look of concentration on his face]