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[artfulironicist]

I was going to make the extra effort to warn those in my universe about the frankly suspicious cupcake, which I could only assume had been delivered to my friends as part of the same ploy, when I discovered this website. As others seem to be having the same issue, it's clearly a generation of this website, as opposed to other sources.

It doesn't mean I'm going to eat it all the same. Mysterious confectionery is never a good sign, whether originating from the expected individual, or from any unannounced others.

As I've only recently discovered this community, I haven't had the opportunity to introduce myself yet. The name's Dirk Strider and I still had nothing to do with this, Jake. That was considering the chance that you're not feeling entirely convinced yet, though I'm sure you've stumbled ass-backwards into unthinking credulity by now. That's ok: it works in my favour in this case.

Incidentally, if any of you work out what the purpose of these cupcakes are, I wouldn't mind finding out myself.

[ooc: Aaaand I'll be keeping the magic RNG number to myself. BUT THERE IS ONE.]

Comments

[artfulironicist]

I wouldn't say pining, exactly, but I have read it, and I anticipate it's going to be quite useful.
It's a veritable fount of well-explained information, unlike most of the dreck available on GameFAQs.
I assume you're a fellow Derse dreamer, considering where I located it?

[grimdarkseer]

Ah, yes.
Well, that does seem a logical place for me to hide such a thing should I decide to do so.
I hope it serves you well.

[artfulironicist]

Shit, I guess it's unavoidable that I'll end up fucking up timelines, here.
I'm sure it will.
It has so far, at least, in terms of my planning process.

[grimdarkseer]

Don't worry about that.
The community does a fine job of, as you put it, fucking up timelines all by itself.

[artfulironicist]

Apparently so.
I should have done a better job of avoiding it all the same.

[grimdarkseer]

Trust me, accidentally spoilering a minor decision of mine that I already know about anyway is hardly going to cause a catastrophe.
I myself have made decisions rather more likely to cause upset to the timeline than that will.