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[artfulironicist]

I was going to make the extra effort to warn those in my universe about the frankly suspicious cupcake, which I could only assume had been delivered to my friends as part of the same ploy, when I discovered this website. As others seem to be having the same issue, it's clearly a generation of this website, as opposed to other sources.

It doesn't mean I'm going to eat it all the same. Mysterious confectionery is never a good sign, whether originating from the expected individual, or from any unannounced others.

As I've only recently discovered this community, I haven't had the opportunity to introduce myself yet. The name's Dirk Strider and I still had nothing to do with this, Jake. That was considering the chance that you're not feeling entirely convinced yet, though I'm sure you've stumbled ass-backwards into unthinking credulity by now. That's ok: it works in my favour in this case.

Incidentally, if any of you work out what the purpose of these cupcakes are, I wouldn't mind finding out myself.

[ooc: Aaaand I'll be keeping the magic RNG number to myself. BUT THERE IS ONE.]

Comments

[thekidsare0kay]

ii 2tiill want two know how 2omeone got the cupcake here iin the fiir2t place wiithout wakiing me up.

[artfulironicist]

Not a deep sleeper?

[thekidsare0kay]

not u2ually, unle22 ii'm haviing one of my vii2iion2.
2opor ii2 helpful but iit'2 not liike a 2edatiive.
any troll that could 2leep through 2omeone 2neakiing iintwo theiir hiive ii2 ju2t a2kiing two get theiir 2hame globe2 culled.

[artfulironicist]

In which case, I assume it was an appearifier, or an equivalent, as mine must have been.
Did you eat yours?

I'd ask if it's #2, but then, it wouldn't matter if it were

[scrums_and_whatnot]

Its a very mysterious cupcake!
And dont worry strider old buddy im not tossing around any accusations anymore.
Rolal already set me straight on the whole kit and caboodle yesterday!

This is really dirk strider this time right?
And i mean really dirk strider not your brother or your auto responder or any other person or thing who seems to talk somewhat like you and isnt actually you!!!

I'm glad it's not. That would be boring!

[artfulironicist]

It seems you're wondering whether or not this is really me and not any of the other stated options.
I'm just fucking with you, bro, it's actually me.

[scrums_and_whatnot]

It seems????
Oh nooooo!
You are fucking with me and now im all balled up!

[docfoul]

[AND ANOTHER.]

You may find your efforts made redundant.
Regardless, it's good to see you here, Dirk Strider.

[artfulironicist]

In which way? I'm sure at this point, Jake and Roxy will refrain from eating the cupcakes. Are you insinuating there's an alternate purpose to them?

[docfoul]

When the community wants a certain effect, it will get it.

[cocksprite]

oh my god

[artfulironicist]

I know, we're going to have to struggle through this tangerine party together. I doubt either one of us will back down on our text colour.

[cocksprite]

dude come on just call it orange

[grimdarkseer]

Ah.
You would be the Strider who uses antediluvian in everyday conversation.
I'm glad to see a broadened vocabulary does nothing to temper that unique Strider...I'd say charm but that would imply that I actually find it charming and you don't know me well enough yet to know when sarcasm is being deployed.

[artfulironicist]

I'm glad to know my verbosity has no effect on my essential being.
You would be--implying erroneously that I haven't read all previous relevant entries beforehand--the Lalonde who functions as cyclical mother and daughter to Roxy.
Should I assume you're constantly being sarcastic, or use my intuition?

[grimdarkseer]

That would be me, yes.
As to your latter question, if you're smart enough to read back over past entries before committing yourself to posting, you're smart enough to figure out the answer to that yourself.

[zuipperpips]

holy ship hi dirk
this is just a fuckin AVALANCHE of cool as shit peopel

[artfulironicist]

Lucky for you, you have a sacred ship with which to ride on the top of them all.
I notice you haven't been here long either, although you clearly beat me.

[zuipperpips]

yes damn straight
olliein down the mountain like pchoooooo see ya ausckers
*suckers
anyway yeah i got like two days on you
its cause im basically ballin

[egderp]

holy crap you are dave's crazy ninja bro.
uh, but kinda... not, too. i guess?
i'll just call you dirk.
i am john egbert and it's nice to meet you, dude!
welcome to the community too.
the cupcakes are just some wacky valentine's day virus.

[artfulironicist]

I suppose that's a fairly accurate assessment, all the same, even if I appreciate you using my actual name.
It's nice to meet you too, John.
Did you eat your cupcake?

[egderp]

no way!
i'm pretty much against cakes of all kinds.
they're gross.
also they're a community virus and they'd probably make you do something really embarrassing, i'm not DUMB.
so if we have you, roxy and jake...
then the only one of you guys left to show up here is my nanna, right?
wow, that is weird to think about.

[exceedingwords]

More Of The Human Lusii Has Come Here I See
Its Quite Confusing But
Whatever
Hey

[artfulironicist]

Hey.
I concur: it is pretty fucking confusing.

[exceedingwords]

What With The Game Timelines And Other General Things Making A Damn Mess All Over The Place
However If I Must Be Completely Sincere Which I Normally Am Anyway Unless If I Am Trying To Out Sarcasm My Tutor In Sarcastic Flighty Broad Horsehit
If I Am Sincere Then I Will Say That It Is Quite A Pleasant Change To Have Another Personage Who Is Trained In The Arts Of Verbosity
Usually Its Just Rose And Myself