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[artfulironicist]

I was going to make the extra effort to warn those in my universe about the frankly suspicious cupcake, which I could only assume had been delivered to my friends as part of the same ploy, when I discovered this website. As others seem to be having the same issue, it's clearly a generation of this website, as opposed to other sources.

It doesn't mean I'm going to eat it all the same. Mysterious confectionery is never a good sign, whether originating from the expected individual, or from any unannounced others.

As I've only recently discovered this community, I haven't had the opportunity to introduce myself yet. The name's Dirk Strider and I still had nothing to do with this, Jake. That was considering the chance that you're not feeling entirely convinced yet, though I'm sure you've stumbled ass-backwards into unthinking credulity by now. That's ok: it works in my favour in this case.

Incidentally, if any of you work out what the purpose of these cupcakes are, I wouldn't mind finding out myself.

[ooc: Aaaand I'll be keeping the magic RNG number to myself. BUT THERE IS ONE.]

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sob ;;

[docfoul]

Perhaps, if there is time for that.

Changing his outfit and everything

[artfulironicist]

You did just say that the community leaves little to the choice of the individual.
I assume that if it intends to have us meet, we will, whether or not either of us has the time.

[docfoul]

That is true.
And yet, the end looms nearer and nearer.

[artfulironicist]

That's incredibly vague.

[docfoul]

I was under the impression that the nature of the game you are about to play was already clear to you.

[artfulironicist]

Of course. But what you're being cagey about is whether you're referring to an end for me, or for yourself.

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[docfoul]

I'm not being cagey at all.
I am stating plain facts. It's not my fault if you do not understand their meaning yet.

[docfoul]

With that said, my impending death is relatively common knowledge among my contacts in the community.
Haa haa.