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[artfulironicist]

I was going to make the extra effort to warn those in my universe about the frankly suspicious cupcake, which I could only assume had been delivered to my friends as part of the same ploy, when I discovered this website. As others seem to be having the same issue, it's clearly a generation of this website, as opposed to other sources.

It doesn't mean I'm going to eat it all the same. Mysterious confectionery is never a good sign, whether originating from the expected individual, or from any unannounced others.

As I've only recently discovered this community, I haven't had the opportunity to introduce myself yet. The name's Dirk Strider and I still had nothing to do with this, Jake. That was considering the chance that you're not feeling entirely convinced yet, though I'm sure you've stumbled ass-backwards into unthinking credulity by now. That's ok: it works in my favour in this case.

Incidentally, if any of you work out what the purpose of these cupcakes are, I wouldn't mind finding out myself.

[ooc: Aaaand I'll be keeping the magic RNG number to myself. BUT THERE IS ONE.]

Comments

[thekidsare0kay]

how am ii 2uppo2ed two do that?
iit'2 the colour of my blood.

[cocksprite]

so
this is the color of my blood you dont see me typing in it
mostly because its obnoxious as all hell
hey maybe i will type like this after all

[thekidsare0kay]

yeah but you're not a fuckiing troll 2o you can type however you want, ii gue22.
ii'm not a lamea22 liike kk.
ii miight have 2hiitty blood but at lea2t ii'm not makiing a biig deal out of iit by tryiing two hiide iit.
or liike you are by makiing fun of iit.
2o cut iit out.

[cocksprite]

nah

[thekidsare0kay]

2orry ii couldn't read that over the 2ound of how liittle ii giive a 2hiit.

[cocksprite]

then whyre you still here

[thekidsare0kay]

ii don't know.
maybe becau2e that other guy ii2n't a2 much of an a22hole, and iit'2 hii2 po2t.

[cocksprite]

thats my brother the asshole is hereditary
dont read that literally itll just gross you out

[thekidsare0kay]

iif you're genetiically related, whiich ii gue22 ii2 what you're iimplyiing.
then iit would be liiteral.

[cocksprite]

its also literal yeah but i was trying to sway you away from thinking about my ass
but if youre so interested thats cool i wont discriminate i mean it was a pretty great ass

[thekidsare0kay]

piic2 or gtfo.

[cocksprite]

i was being facetious bro i dont have an ass anymore but feel free to keep being enamored with something that is no longer a thing
yeah knock yourself out

[thekidsare0kay]

ii thought that 'wa2' wa2 a typo, man, 2orry.
why are you a22le22?

[cocksprite]

sprite

[thekidsare0kay]

ii don't know what that mean2...

[cocksprite]

oh
ok
i live in a videogame
im part bird part ghost guide thing part dave and part sword
its p swagger you should really try it some time

[thekidsare0kay]

ii don't thiink iit 2ound2 two 2wagger, actually.
e2peciially iif iit mean2 ii have two giive up my choiice po2teriior.
but whatever float2 your boat, ii gue22.