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[catears]

In Japan, Valentine's Day is a day where girls give chocolate to boys. Then White Day is when boys return the gifts. If boys can't give chocolate to other boys on Valentine's Day, then no one is going to be able to give presents back on White Day because no one gave them in the first place.

Japanese Valentine's Day is discriminatory against gay couples! I'm on strike! I'm celebrating the American pseudo-holiday Singles Appreciation Day instead!

Thanks to the people who sent me SAD gifts!

{{ooc: FYI, Harumi didn't get a cupcake, no virus lovin' from her. Sorry guys! }}

Comments

[unknownrival]

...you know those cupcakes? Louis Cypher ate one and is now at my house.

[catears]

Cupcakes?

[unknownrival]

Many people woke up with cupcakes from the community in their rooms.

[catears]

How come I didn't get one!?

[unknownrival]

Good luck of yours.

[catears]

...So why's Louis whoever at your place?

[unknownrival]

He fell in love with me after eating the cupcake.

[catears]

Is he good looking?

[unknownrival]

Very.

[Let's call that an image snapshot of one of his videos okay and not... blatantly cheating with Google.]

[catears]

Hit that.

[unknownrival]

He's virused, it would be immoral.

[catears]

..Do you want to hit that while he's not virused?!

[ 8| SCORE. ]

[unknownrival]

[Goddamn it.]

-can I change the subject?

[catears]

There was no denial of it..!

[unknownrival]

I'm changing the subject.

In your doujinshi, how frequent a character is the devil?

[catears]

How frequ...

I don't know, a couple of times? Why?

[unknownrival]

Could I maybe have one?

[catears]

--Issei is your new boyfriend the devil?

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[unknownrival]

He's not my boyfriend.

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[catears]

You just want him to be.

So he is the devil?

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[unknownrival]

I don't.

Please don't tell anyone. I really want you to be discreet about this, I'm a terrible liar...

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[catears]

If you're a terrible liar, then how will my being discreet help?

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[unknownrival]

It'll stave off the inevitable.

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[catears]

Oh you want more time to seduce him before he realizes you like him so that you have a better chance!

Got it!

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[unknownrival]

The point is that I don't want you spilling his secret identity everywhere.