Need Coffee

[skypirate-me-up.livejournal.com]

Here's to the lack of strong coffee and abundance of sentimental women. If you've ever had the experience, I pity you. I am there at the moment, and I have to admit...it's not pleasant.

Comments

[slash-eye.livejournal.com]

And then you somehow lose an eye amidst the screaming and flailing. ^__\\

[skypirate-me-up.livejournal.com]

I have not lost any eyes as of yet. I did come rather close on a number of rather memorable occassions, however. It should be required by law that females cut their so-called nails (a.k.a. claws).

[slash-eye.livejournal.com]

*nods knowingly* It does seem to be a universal reaction, huh? Some are still lethal without 'em

[skypirate-me-up.livejournal.com]

Most certainly. It's either the eyes or the lower portion of one's body. Given the choice...

I'd have to acceed. Who's bright idea was it to introduce swords to the female gender?

[slash-eye.livejournal.com]

Well, that's a hard choice right there.

The same bright genius who put swords in the hands of idiots~.

[skypirate-me-up.livejournal.com]

Whoever gave swords to idiots truly was a genius in my eyes. Because idiots are followers...can't say the same for women, unfortunately.

[slash-eye.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, maybe. Can't say all idiots are good at following.

[skypirate-me-up.livejournal.com]

True. And yet, rather easy to bend to one's will, no?

[slash-eye.livejournal.com]

Ayup, like blades of grass to the wind. You just gotta make sure the wind ain't blowing again you.

[skypirate-me-up.livejournal.com]

And that is precisely why people like Vayne should not exist.

[slash-eye.livejournal.com]

Vayne?