( TEXT. )

[espy]

Tell me what this is and why I should care. Ten words or less.
SH
[wait, that's not a community post. that's... a text sent personally to every single community member. if you don't have a phone, it shows up on your computer as a private message, or in your magic book in the same way as a phone text would. if you don't reply within five minutes, another copy of it will arrive. that goes on for about an hour unless you can stop it yourself.

also, perhaps stranger still, the sender's name appears even though you've never gotten a text from this number before. (thanks for that one, community.) wherever the "sender:" field should be on your device, there is a rather startling name: SHERLOCK HOLMES.]

Comments

[dekillerqueen]

I see. My own opinion is not quite so broad.

[espy]

When people as a whole start to prove themselves otherwise, I'll re-evaluate my opinion of them.