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ii've been playiing thii2 game for 2iixteen hour2, and countiing.
http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g2/bubble.htm
iit'2 2tiill lame.

2omeone tell me 2omethiing that'2 not boriing.

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Then why do you keep using numbers?

iit'2 my quiirk.
ii liike the number two, and ii have a lii2p.
2o iit'2 reflected iin the way ii type.
iit'2 a troll thiing.

A troll? The things that live under bridges?

ii don't liive under a briidge.
ii liive iin a communal hiive 2tem.
why would you even a2k that?

A hive? You sound more like a bee than a troll.

[She holds a hand up as if giving a lesson.] You've never heard the story of trolls under the bridge?

ii'm not a bee, though ii keep them.
my hiive ii2 pretty diifferent from a 2iiliicomb, not even countiing the 2iize.
hell, ii'll 2how you.

[He turns on the video, and for a moment you have a picture of a skinny troll with four horns, before he pulls back to show you, essentially, this]

What thtory?

[That is, by far, the strangest room she's ever seen.] Ewww...why does it look so weird?

...And the story is that they eat people who crossed their bridges but they're really ugly and short.

What'th weird about my hive? [He looks around, then pokes a few wires, blushing yellow] Okay, it'th a little methhy, but all of thith thtuff ith important.

I've never eaten a perthon, and I don't own a bridge.

Important? Why is it important?

It'th...thtuff! I need it to run my networkth and that kind of thing.

...Do you even know?

Of courthe I do. I know every thingle larval connection and biowire in thith plathe. But ekthplaining it to a technologically-inept moron? That'th beyond me.

It sounds more like you assume you know since you're assuming everything else! Only an idiot would think I was one!

If you weren't a techno-lother, then you'd know what thethe thingth were for jutht by looking!

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