[Video]

[material_guy]

[He probably has someone else turning the camera on on cue, for he is sprawled out with his arms along the back of his couch looking too comfortable.]

Been a while since I made myself available to everyone in one go.

Last year, I threw a party for a pretty cool British assassin. He ain't really up to no real assassin standards, so I can't see throwin' him another one, but there's a certain German guy on here who's overdue for a good time, and in the spirit of the babe wantin' to elect some people to own up to a few community duties, I decided I'd keep playin' Assassin Entertainment Coordinator. It's a pretty fun gig, and someone's gotta do it. I'm gonna let you guys in on the fun this time, too, 'natch.

So tell me what's worth payin' to have, payin' to do. It don't matter if it's somethin' ordinary you can find in any kinda world or not.

If you want me to hold on to some of your world's cash for you, when I'm done, I'll have a rough idea of an exchange rate 'n I'll see about sellin' you amounts of someone else's world's cash when you need it. A little cross-world buying power's a good thing. You'll probably see somethin' you wanna do lookin' at everyone talkin' about what's fun on other worlds. 'n that'll take cash.

If you're wonderin' what happens when you wanna cash out if I sold yer world's cash off to someone else, I'll be backin' it up with booze, beef, and other basic goods you oughtta be able to sell off anywhere or get some kinda use out of.



For a bank opening special, everyone who donates enough of their world's cash for two beers'll be put in a drawing for whatever kinda prize I think's neat from another world. One beer for our guest of honor everywheres we go, one to go to a general fund for whatever the hell else we decide to do. Anyone who donates enough to be in for more than 30% of the raffle automatically gets a prize!

[Ammended a few hours later]

And we're gonna need some world hoppers in on this, or someone to loan out an item or somethin'! Naturally, you'll get paid for the trouble. Business expenses, y'know?

Comments

[mightletyouknowme]

I want a world hop.

[Video]

[material_guy]

A request from a goddess, eh? Not much for religion, but lemme see what I can do... I had to do a little borrowing to even pull off this cross-world party plan, y'know.

Anything specific from any other worlds you've seen that'cha want?

[glimmerous_fop]

Trading up, huh?

[Video]

[material_guy]

Can't trade what'cha don't have.

[tenminutes]

There's no money in my world, but we're doing an < Operation Tornado > [ Yes that was in English and the comm didn't translate it for her because she said it on purpose like that, as a name. ] in a day or two, so I can offer up enough meal tickets to last at least a month if that counts for anything.

In FMA1 they apparently speak a flawless blend of English, Japanese, and German.

[material_guy]

What kinda meals?

[catears]

Professional strippers?

[Video]

[material_guy]

If you're offerin' to pay for strippers, we could jump-start the interdimensional exchange if Hot SHot hadn't decided he ain't doin' any lap dances.

[video]

[nie_unschuldig]

Who the hell wants an amateur one?

[significator]

I suppose I could manage a donation.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Atta boy! Any special kinda otherworldly prize you got yer heart set on if you win the drawing?

[denies]

... 'Assassin Entertainment Coordinator'. [ really.. 8| ]

I'm sure you could at least manage to think up something a little more catchy than that.

[Video]

[material_guy]

I ain't even named my dog yet, 'n I've had him for going on two years comin' up...

[dekillerqueen]

You are not qualified to speak of "real assassin standards".

[Video]

[material_guy]

Don't take a sommelier to recognize cheap, stale beer when he's samplin' it.

[swordplay]

Not so sure I want to donate to an assassin.

[material_guy]

Don't be so judgmental.

[sosbrigade]

I want a pet dragon!

[material_guy]

You know, I tried to go dragon hunting this last month but not a single damn person'd help me out! I know there's a world with a dragon, but as far as gettin' me an address or a lift there...

[ video ]

[soulfist]

Mmm, I'm not giving you any money. But I'd offer my services, if you'd like.

[ video ]

[material_guy]

...

We are in the market for a lap dancer or two.

[video]

[nie_unschuldig]

Love how you're mixing business with pleasure there--or is that just for tax purposes?

[video]

[material_guy]

No point in a business you don't take pleasure in.

[callmeimouto]

Do you ever think about anything besides alcohol and women?

[material_guy]

I do! I'm askin' for other stuff people enjoy in their worlds for ideas! We're gonna do some gambling, too!

[greeneyed_demon]

I'd be willing to join in, but I'm afraid that the young lady looking for a dragon would be far too tempted to try and take a little friend of mine and I couldn't have that.

[Video]

[material_guy]

A little one? Little by dragon standards or dog size?