[video] + [Action Spam for Jane and Thor]

[6collegecredits]

[The video clicks on to reveal a very giddy looking Darcy.]

Hello everyone! I have someone to introduce you to. [She pauses and leans down next to her. In a second she sits back up, this time holding a teacup pig in her arms.]

I want you all to meet Mister Oinkums! [Mister Oinkums snorts softly and nudges the crook of her elbow. HE IS BEING ADORABLE AND CUDDLY, OKAY?] Thor was thinking of eating him the other day, and after saving him I just couldn't leave him in that pet store.

Say hello, Mister Oinkums! [She waves his front hoof for him, smiling like a madwoman.]

[Action]

[So Darcy's just chilling with Mister Oinkums at the table while munching on some chips and browsing on her phone. Care to notice the new mascot?]

Comments

[wormhole]

How is that evil? I think it makes him seem more intelligent.

[6collegecredits]

It's kind of like the Doctor Evil affect. You know, from Austin Powers?

[wormhole]

His last name was Evil. That's completely different.

[6collegecredits]

There are lots of other movie doctors who are evil.

[wormhole]

And ones that aren't! He could be a good doctor.

[6collegecredits]

But Mister just sounds so much cuter!

[wormhole]

What if Mister was his first name? Doctor Mister Oinkums.

[6collegecredits]

If you want a doctor pig so much, you should go get one, Jane.

[wormhole]

We can't afford two pigs in here.

[6collegecredits]

Then Mister Oinkums it is!

[wormhole]

Just make sure you take care of it.

[6collegecredits]

Oh course! [Cuddling the adorable piggy!]