[video] + [Action Spam for Jane and Thor]

[6collegecredits]

[The video clicks on to reveal a very giddy looking Darcy.]

Hello everyone! I have someone to introduce you to. [She pauses and leans down next to her. In a second she sits back up, this time holding a teacup pig in her arms.]

I want you all to meet Mister Oinkums! [Mister Oinkums snorts softly and nudges the crook of her elbow. HE IS BEING ADORABLE AND CUDDLY, OKAY?] Thor was thinking of eating him the other day, and after saving him I just couldn't leave him in that pet store.

Say hello, Mister Oinkums! [She waves his front hoof for him, smiling like a madwoman.]

[Action]

[So Darcy's just chilling with Mister Oinkums at the table while munching on some chips and browsing on her phone. Care to notice the new mascot?]

Comments

[video]

[trickstering]

That is the smallest boar I have ever seen. What use could you possibly have for it?

[video]

[6collegecredits]

Mister Oinkums isn't a boar. He's a teacup pig.

And his use is to be adorable and fill my heart with joy. Obviously.

[video]

[trickstering]

You're going to keep a miniature pig as a pet?

[video]

[6collegecredits]

Yes I am. [She is so proud of this, you have no idea.]

[wormhole]

[ do de do strolling on in and thinkin' up some science and--- what. ]

...Darcy. Why do you have a pig?

[6collegecredits]

Because he's adorable, of course.

[wormhole]

He is really cute but Darcy why? What in the world did you do today that suddenly you have a little pig?

[antibadstuff]

A pig?

[6collegecredits]

A teacup pig.

[antibadstuff]

It's a pig.

[cravats]

[Ah, a universe where they... keep pigs as pets. Odd.]

It was very brave of you to rescue him, I'm sure.

[6collegecredits]

Well...to be honest it was less bravery and more "oh my god he's adorable!!!".

[cravats]

Ah, I see. Still, your actions were brave. [Even though... it's a pig. They're meant for eating.]

[video]

[whitechocolate]

[Sam waves back.] Hey Mister Oinkums.

[video]

[6collegecredits]

[Darcy is still smiling like a nut while Mister Oinkums grunts again.]

You're the first person to actually say hello back. I think you're his favorite now.

[video]

[whitechocolate]

Really? [Well, that shows much of a dork he is.] I've always wanted to be a pig's favorite.

[mockspeople]

They sell pigs at pet stores?

[6collegecredits]

Depends on the store, probably. But only the teacup ones. Not like...a pig pig.

[mockspeople]

You say that now, but how do you know how big that thing's going to get?

[sandinmyboots]

What a lovely pet!

[6collegecredits]

Why thank you! [She adjust Mister Oinkums in her arms.]

Everyone else seems to be getting caught up in the fact that he's a pig.

[sandinmyboots]

What's wrong with a pig? They make good pets! They'd probably boggle further at my pets - I used to have a litwor chicken and a couple dogs! Of course, I figure yours is one of those pets that doesn't have to do double duty as a help around the house, right?

Anyway, pigs are smart. Excellent in emergancies.

[prefection]

[omg cute-- We Mean.]

Do you know how to raise a pig?

[6collegecredits]

I'm looking it up right now.

[oop forgot written]

[prefection]

Well, you seem to be taking good care of him so far--

Wait, did you say Thor just now?