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[sexbastian]

[The video starts with the view of a teen with brown hair and light eyes. He’s wearing a familiar Dalton blazer like Kurt used to. He’s look positively bored albeit slightly unhappy.]

This place really is the cherry on top to an absolutely horrible week. If I were the kind of person who believes in that sort of crap I would think it’s bad karma or something.

Not only does it looks like you’re all delusional about the nature of this place, but the vast majority of you actually seem think you belong to different worlds as well. [He nods, giving a condescend smile.] Mm-hm.…..yeah, and Kim Kardashian’s nose is completely natural. I can live in denial too. To make it even better it looks like most of New Directions is here using this place as their personal playground. I pity all of you; no one deserves that sort of torture from that poor excuse of a Glee club.

[And yet New Directions still managed to beat the Warbles at regionals, someone's a bit butthurt over here.]

Now, talk to me until this site leaves my computer and I can do more interesting things, like trimming my eyebrows or finishing that history essay about the European recession.

Comments

[sexbastian]

Glad to know someone can appreciate it. [Well finally someone here who's not totally annoying. And with such pretty lips. Congrats, Eames, you got a smile.]

Sebastian. And you are...?

[notjustathief]

Just be careful who you sass at.

Eames, another sassy fellow of sorts.

[sexbastian]

I will. People is so easily irritated when you point out their flaws.

[A chuckle.] Pleasure to meet you, Eames. What can you tell me aobut this place?

[notjustathief]

Can't imagine why that might be.

Well, for starters, your life is about get quite a bit crazier.

[sexbastian]

Neither do I. We are just trying to help them.

At least it won't be boring anymore. Ohio is such a soul crushing place, I miss Paris.

[notjustathief]

But Ohio has such wonderful sights like...like the Rock and Roll Museum. I think. And that one theme park that isn't Disneyworld.

[sexbastian]

And the corn mazes, don't forget those. Those are so fas-ci-na-ting.