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[sexbastian]

[The video starts with the view of a teen with brown hair and light eyes. He’s wearing a familiar Dalton blazer like Kurt used to. He’s look positively bored albeit slightly unhappy.]

This place really is the cherry on top to an absolutely horrible week. If I were the kind of person who believes in that sort of crap I would think it’s bad karma or something.

Not only does it looks like you’re all delusional about the nature of this place, but the vast majority of you actually seem think you belong to different worlds as well. [He nods, giving a condescend smile.] Mm-hm.…..yeah, and Kim Kardashian’s nose is completely natural. I can live in denial too. To make it even better it looks like most of New Directions is here using this place as their personal playground. I pity all of you; no one deserves that sort of torture from that poor excuse of a Glee club.

[And yet New Directions still managed to beat the Warbles at regionals, someone's a bit butthurt over here.]

Now, talk to me until this site leaves my computer and I can do more interesting things, like trimming my eyebrows or finishing that history essay about the European recession.

Comments

[sky_protector]

Who is Kim Kardashian?

[Video]

[giftedateight]

It's not going to leave your computer until you join the cult. Good luck.

[singingcherubs]

So you're the one.....

[quidditch_stag]

I'd rather you didn't. You're going to need it for yourself.

[cravats]

[Lyall takes a sip of his tea.]

You're certainly sure of yourself. An admirable trait, of course.

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[itshammertime]

Of course, everyone knows that humans have an infallible grasp of everything in the universe, including space travel. I couldn't possibly be a mechanoid life form from a different planet, I'm just one of you squishies pretending to be so. You must be so smart to have figured it out so quickly.

[notjustathief]

Well, isn't someone sassy.

[fuckingnarnia]

[Oh hey it's that guy who called me 100 pounds overweight and told me to stay in the closet and then found out I tried to kill myself and dedicated songs to me. ...this won't be awkward!]

Um. It's, uh. It doesn't leave. Not until you talk to people.

[pettedasnake]

I'm not sure I like you being a Duck.

[broadwaybound]

Excuse me, New Directions is star quality, and if we're not, what on earth does that make you, the losing team?

[permanent video~]

[ultimateenemy]

... [Have laughter after a moment.]

Ah, you humans. Sometimes I wonder why I was killing you all off.

[whisperingsaint]

Nice blazer. [Jesse's heard about Sebastian and is kind of offended that this guy is trying to be sassy. Sassy is his thing and this glee club has kind of become his family. Sooo...]

[twotailmechanic]

You'll see proof soon enough. Someone from this community might visit you before you know it.

[whitechocolate]

You make it really hard for me or anyone to like you.

[wasabloodknight]

Who the hell is Kim Whatshername?

[daretotry]

...Oh, great.

[mightletyouknowme]

If you needed to trim your eyebrows, you should have done it before you made the video.

[drjackal]

You certainly have some high priorities.

[lebanese]

Well, well, well. Look who's crawled out of the primordial ooze to grace us with his presence. News flash, homo habilis. None of us are exactly here by choice.