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[sexbastian]

[The video starts with the view of a teen with brown hair and light eyes. He’s wearing a familiar Dalton blazer like Kurt used to. He’s look positively bored albeit slightly unhappy.]

This place really is the cherry on top to an absolutely horrible week. If I were the kind of person who believes in that sort of crap I would think it’s bad karma or something.

Not only does it looks like you’re all delusional about the nature of this place, but the vast majority of you actually seem think you belong to different worlds as well. [He nods, giving a condescend smile.] Mm-hm.…..yeah, and Kim Kardashian’s nose is completely natural. I can live in denial too. To make it even better it looks like most of New Directions is here using this place as their personal playground. I pity all of you; no one deserves that sort of torture from that poor excuse of a Glee club.

[And yet New Directions still managed to beat the Warbles at regionals, someone's a bit butthurt over here.]

Now, talk to me until this site leaves my computer and I can do more interesting things, like trimming my eyebrows or finishing that history essay about the European recession.

Comments

[ultimateenemy]

A convict? You could say that...

I'm here because according to Mr. Egotistic Expert, I technically don't exist anymore. Or shouldn't. Dunno about that myself, but if I stick a limb outside of the door it disappears until I pull it back in. And I mean really disappears, not turns invisible. I should know.

I'd demonstrate, but you'd just say it was an illusion or something, so no point.

[He. May have indulged in a bit of mass murder on the side, though~]

[sexbastian]

What would you say? Prisoner?

Ah ah..and why you only exist in this particular room?

Does disappearing hurt?

[Small details.]

[ultimateenemy]

Or something.

Particular building. Because Clockwork's all "I'm the Master of all Time" or some other such bullshit. Apparently he can do that. No idea why he keeps me around, but... [He shrugs.]

Not when my hand or whatever actually doesn't exist. Hurts like hell for a short while afterward though.

[sexbastian]

Maybe that man imprisoning you is a Time Lord. Or the master, who knows for sure. I'm going to guess that eh does that to take advantage of you somehow, people suck like that.

That's fucked up. [He's actually a bit sympathetic.]

[ultimateenemy]

Time lord? Ha! He'd love that title.

But yeah, he obviously wants to use me for something. He loves all that manipulation stuff, and he's made it pretty clear he doesn't approve of me. I just have no idea what for, or why he'd think I'd cooperate.

[So wait. Dan actually managed to get someone to sympathize with him. And not only that, he got Mr. Sarcasm to do so. Is that the sound of the universe imploding?]

[sexbastian]

Who wouldn't? Is he British?

Sounds bad. Is he part of this community as well?

[Douche guys understand each other? He sympathizes about the pain, that's not cool Nah, I'm making popcorn.]

[ultimateenemy]

He's whatever you get after you spend thousands of years observing practically everyone and everything. Several renditions of everyone and everything, if I understand him right.

Yeah. But unlike me, he's got other things to entertain himself, like actually being able to leave this goddamn tower whenever he wants. So he doesn't do all that much. Think he checks if there's any time related stuff people are posting and that's about it.

[If psychopath equals douche than that is the correct explanation Wait so when did Sebastian start believing him about all the timey-wimey stuff? Not that that's a bad thing, but it means Dan is going to have to reevaluate his impression of this kid and no more denial hilarity.]

[sexbastian]

Peeervert. Several renditions? Like, clones?

What's his name then? I will pay attention if I see him posting. You got me curious, sounds like such an elaborate LARP you got here.



[ Seb did some pretty bad things and nearly blinded a guy, but I don’t think he's that much of a sociopath oh, he still doesn’t really believe it, but he decided to go with the flow. He's talking to a yellow fox and a transformers in another thread, he's a bit unsure about what the heck this place really is. This is like a bad sitcom, you can’t help but end interested in a few chars.]

[ultimateenemy]

Like alternate timelines, apparently.

He's Clockwork. You can't miss 'im - he's got one of those pendulum things embedded in his chest.

[Dan went around the planet blowing everything up. I think he qualifies]

[sexbastian]

Oh right, that totes make sense.

Got it, I will remember that.

[ lovely!]