[Video]

[sexbastian]

[The video starts with the view of a teen with brown hair and light eyes. He’s wearing a familiar Dalton blazer like Kurt used to. He’s look positively bored albeit slightly unhappy.]

This place really is the cherry on top to an absolutely horrible week. If I were the kind of person who believes in that sort of crap I would think it’s bad karma or something.

Not only does it looks like you’re all delusional about the nature of this place, but the vast majority of you actually seem think you belong to different worlds as well. [He nods, giving a condescend smile.] Mm-hm.…..yeah, and Kim Kardashian’s nose is completely natural. I can live in denial too. To make it even better it looks like most of New Directions is here using this place as their personal playground. I pity all of you; no one deserves that sort of torture from that poor excuse of a Glee club.

[And yet New Directions still managed to beat the Warbles at regionals, someone's a bit butthurt over here.]

Now, talk to me until this site leaves my computer and I can do more interesting things, like trimming my eyebrows or finishing that history essay about the European recession.

Comments

[sky_protector]

So why did you let yourself get distracted?

[Not getting it.]

[sexbastian]

Because what we were doing was far more interesting than the movie.

[Pff.]

[sky_protector]

What were you doing?

1/2

[sexbastian]

[Seriously, seriously?]

2/2

[sexbastian]

The tango.

[sky_protector]

...People wouldn't like you dancing while they're watching a movie.

[sexbastian]

The horizontal tango, not dancing.

[sky_protector]

How do you do the horizontal tango?

[sexbastian]

With no clothes, usually.

[sky_protector]

Why would you go without clothes for a dance?

[sexbastian]

You really are obtuse.

We weren't dancing, we were fucking.

Get it now?

[sky_protector]

[BlinkBlink. Pause...]

You could have just said so.

[sexbastian]

There's those things called metaphors and subtlety that I was trying to use for once....

[sky_protector]

Maybe you shouldn't.

[sexbastian]

Usually talking about explicit sex in public is frowned upon.

[sky_protector]

If you talk about it often, it would be.

[sexbastian]

You are the one who failed to understand the most common metaphor about sex ever.

[sky_protector]

It's easy to not understand something you've never heard before.

[sexbastian]

What people says where you are from to talk about sex in public and not sound too rude?

[sky_protector]

I'm Japanese.

[sexbastian]

They say that, really?

[sky_protector]

No. It's not something people talk about in public in Japan.

[sexbastian]

And yet you culture is famous for their porn comics all around the world.

[sky_protector]

Are we? That's impressive.

[sexbastian]

How can you not know? Seriously I start to think you live under a rock.