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[sexbastian]

[The video starts with the view of a teen with brown hair and light eyes. He’s wearing a familiar Dalton blazer like Kurt used to. He’s look positively bored albeit slightly unhappy.]

This place really is the cherry on top to an absolutely horrible week. If I were the kind of person who believes in that sort of crap I would think it’s bad karma or something.

Not only does it looks like you’re all delusional about the nature of this place, but the vast majority of you actually seem think you belong to different worlds as well. [He nods, giving a condescend smile.] Mm-hm.…..yeah, and Kim Kardashian’s nose is completely natural. I can live in denial too. To make it even better it looks like most of New Directions is here using this place as their personal playground. I pity all of you; no one deserves that sort of torture from that poor excuse of a Glee club.

[And yet New Directions still managed to beat the Warbles at regionals, someone's a bit butthurt over here.]

Now, talk to me until this site leaves my computer and I can do more interesting things, like trimming my eyebrows or finishing that history essay about the European recession.

Comments

[sexbastian]

That was basic sarcasm.

[mightletyouknowme]

It still wouldn't be a bad idea. People's not going to like you for your personality so your appearance needs to be really good.

[She says all of this matter of factly.]

[sexbastian]

I care little about people's opinion. [He's not being rude, just stating a fact.]

You know all this by experience?

[mightletyouknowme]

No, I'm so beautiful it begins to work against me. People get jealous of this level of perfection.

[sexbastian]

What a tragedy.

Don't worry, that won't happen with me. I found girls as attractive as a building.

[mightletyouknowme]

You're one of those perverts who like other men?

Even if you compare us to buildings, you should be able to tell the difference between a shack and a mansion.

1/2

[sexbastian]

[Uh....from all the things you could insult him for, this is the only one that really pisses him off.]

2/2

[sexbastian]

Let's make something clear, Pamela Anderson. You shout your mouth about my sexuality and I won't give you shit about you being a bimbo with boobs thrice the size of your brain, who possibly can only climb the social ladder from bed to bed.

Get it? Or do you need me to explain what half of those words mean?

DOES THIS MEAN WE GET TO HAVE A SMOOTH CRIMINAL SING OFF TOO?!

[mightletyouknowme]

EH?! [The conversation suddenly goes from pasting interest to seriousness.] Just because you're going to act like someone from a bad hentai doesn't mean everyone does! I was blessed with beauty AND brains.

Being jealous looks worse on you than those eyebrows you knew needed fixing.

YES, IT COULD BE GLORIOUS. ALL ANGRY UST

[sexbastian]

[He reacts badly to that subject, what can I say?]

One, hentai is for heterosexual relationships, you meant yaoi. Two, I am not 'acting' , this is how I was born. Three, beauty fades, and I'm still waiting to see the 'brains' part.

There's nothing wrong with my eyebrows, Barbie, I already told you that was sarcasm. Are you deaf or just plain stupid?

I'm waiting for it!

[mightletyouknowme]

No, you're too small to be a seme and too bitchy to be an uke. [She's learned the genre, even if she doesn't have an interest.]

I'm not deaf but I'm not blind either. Eyebrows.

(ﾉ･o･)ﾉ AWESOME, me too

[sexbastian]

I like to switch, but that's not really your business. I don't really like those labels, is not like a woman is always a bottom just because you put something inside her. [Noticed.]

[He frowns very slightly.] My. eyebrows. are. fine.

...unlike your mustache. I suggest you to get rid of that hair on your upper lip.

[mightletyouknowme]

[Suddenly her face gets red and her cheeks puff out a bit. Surely it's just anger.]

Why would I care to know that much?!

[Did he just try to insult her looks? Sorry Sebastian, those are bulletproof.] Ha, so you're see imaginary things too. Are people in your world always that arrogant without a reason?

[sexbastian]

[Oh god.] Don't tell me you are the shy type, how disgustingly adorable.

Dunno, perhaps that way you would stop being such an ignorant.

[He didn't try, he just did it.] I could ask you the same, Blondie.

[mightletyouknowme]

I don't have to be shy to not want to hear about where you stick yours or who you let stick you.

Are you blind AND stupid?

[sexbastian]

[He just chuckles at her reply.] Does sex in general bothers you or just this kind of sex?

I keep talking to you so it's possible that some of my brain cells committed suicide.

[mightletyouknowme]

I didn't say it bothered me. I DID say I didn't care who you had sex with.