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[thekidsare0kay]

DGKGH;ADSH;SAHEA;S
there, ii made a po2t two thii2 retarded bulge fondliing communiity.
now let me FIINII2H WHAT II WA2 DOIING.
fuck.

[OOC: Truth or dare time!]

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[thekidsare0kay]

yeah, of cour2e.
troll2 have a hemo2pectrum, from red to purple.
and blood colour 2ort of determiine2 your 2tatu2.
iin other word2, people wiith purple blood are u2ually arrogant douchebag2.

[heretocollect]

You're a rainbow and purple's literally royalty. Huh. That makes so much sense. You don't turn into girls when you eat, too, or something, do you?

[thekidsare0kay]

what?
no, ii've never turned iintwo a giirl iin my liife.

[heretocollect]

Good. Stay away from springs.

What's your name, anyway?

[thekidsare0kay]

all 2priing2?
that'd be hard.

ii'm 2ollux captor, you?

[heretocollect]

Nabiki. Nice to meet you, Sollux~

Not all, the ones in China.

[thekidsare0kay]

yeah, niice two meet you, nabiikii.

ii don't know where chiina ii2, but ii'm a22umiing iit'2 an aliien world?

[heretocollect]

It's a country on Earth. Where are you from?

[thekidsare0kay]

that'2 2uch a dumb name for a planet.
2eriiou2ly, 2o uncreatiive.
iit'2 liike, 'hey look, iit'2 a planet, what 2hould we call iit?' and everyone look2 around liike 'wow, there'2 a lot of diirt here, what about that?'

ii'm from alterniia.

[heretocollect]

Better than Alternia, sounds like something from the seventies.

[thekidsare0kay]

what 2eventiie2?

[heretocollect]

1970s? Discoballs? ...right, alien troll or whatever. People wore this, these were popular, everything was "funky".

[thekidsare0kay]

that red 2liime thiing ii2 cool, what'2 iit for?

[heretocollect]

The lava lamp? Just to look at.

[thekidsare0kay]

ii liike iit!

[heretocollect]

Really? You could get one pretty easy.

[thekidsare0kay]

can you get me one?

[heretocollect]

Sure. If you pay for it.

[thekidsare0kay]

ii can pay for iit!
ii'll giive you 2omethiing equal iin value.

[heretocollect]

What have you got?

[thekidsare0kay]

ii'm good at programmiing.

[heretocollect]

...how good?

[thekidsare0kay]

ii'm ape2hiit banana2, okay?
better than you can probably iimagiine.

[heretocollect]

Oh~? And what's the best thing you can make?

[thekidsare0kay]

depend2 on what you want.
ii have a viiru2 that can blow up a hu2ktop halfway acro22 the world at the pu2h of a button.
what do you want done?