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[wag]

What the bloody fuck is this? Hijacking my fucking blog when I'm trying to post.

--James! Get your arse in here, I want to talk to you.

[ Some stomping around and then a resounding slapping noise. ] Don't you get cheeky with me, worm. Now just get in here and take a look at this shit.

[ The slightly muffled sounds of more squabbling. ] Liar! I told you not to touch my laptop. Downloading all that creepy porno and God knows what else. This is coming out of your fucking allowance if I've got to get dad to take it into the shop. And if you don't stop making that ugly face at me, tosspot, I'll tell mum exactly what else I caught you up to this morning.

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[ audio ]

[sexbastian]

Charming.

[ audio ]

[wag]

[ Her head whips around, not that he can see it. ] Who's there?!

[ audio ]

[sexbastian]

[Ohohoho.]

Someone that will give you a good advice about this place, run while you can.

[ audio ]

[wag]

Well it's not exactly like I've got this shit on my computer by choice, yeah? So what're you saying - I should just go ahead and get the harddrive wiped?

[ When she's not busy shouting, the adorably slight lisp she speaks with is even more pronounced. ]

[audio]

[quicktoreward]

I'd say get the computer checked out but the problem is that this community won't go away.

[audio]

[wag]

You can't be serious.

[audio]

[quicktoreward]

Wish I wasn't. Even the school genius couldn't get rid of it.

[audio]

[wag]

So I'll just get a new one, then.

[audio]

[quicktoreward]

That doesn't work either, for some reason...

[audio]

[wag]

How the fuck could that be? You buy something new off the shelf, there's no way for it to be infected with viruses or spyware before you even use it.

[audio]

[quicktoreward]

This'll sound crazy--and believe me, it does sound crazy and I've seen crazy things--it somehow follows you. Don't believe me? Go to a library and use a computer there. It'll show up there, too.

[audio]

[wag]

[ There's a long pause. And then a high-pitched (hysterical?) laugh. ]

... Christ. You almost had me for a second.

[audio]

[quicktoreward]

Suit yourself.

[audio]

[wag]

Okay, look. Hypothetically speaking... Let's say I did believe you...

Then am I just supposed to never use the internet like a normal person again?

[audio]

[quicktoreward]

Well, now that you've posted--whether you wanted to or not--and are using it? You should be able to use the internet now. As long as you come back. Otherwise... Yeah. It'll be stuck again.

[audio]

[wag]

Ugh. I don't have time for this. I'm starting college tomorrow.

[audio]

[quicktoreward]

Well, I'm sorry.

[video]

[whitechocolate]

[Sam is getting Santana Lopez vibes from you, new girl. Luckily he can handle Santana (or so he thinks). He appears on video, thinking that might freak her out less than hearing a disembodied voice.]

Hey... You might wanna lay off your brother? [It sounds like she's talking to a sibling... though he's never had to speak to Stevie like that.] At least about this. The community isn't his fault, as much as we all wanna blame someone. [Though Sam blames Sebastian for it right now. Everything is Sebastian's fault.]

[oceanicbutterfly]

All that anger sounds extremely likely to have the intended effect, especially with the added violence. And "guilty until proven innocent" is always a good policy. I'm sure this will never have any ill effects.

[quidditch_stag]

Do I...know you?

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[sexbastian]

No one does, I had to talk to a bunch of annoying people to we able to navigate away. You should also burn the computer, just in case.

[Oh, cute.]

[video]

[wag]

[ Santana is an amateur in comparison to the legend that will soon come to surround KFF. The sooner Sam realizes this, the better off he'll be. But still, the video is much appreciated in its own way, because Sam is awfully cute-looking. Not that she'll be telling that to him. ]

Then whose fault is it?

[ Her slight lisp is fairly prominent here. ]

[video]

[wag]

[ She's switched onto video since talking to Sam, so here's a good look at the tiny body that extremely powerful voice came out of. ]

[A cute snort of derision. ] "Innocent" and my brother don't belong in the same sentence together. Although if you don't know that for yourself, maybe the worm is telling the truth for once.

[video]

[wag]

[ Since her first reply to Sam, she's been using video. So now that's switched on for Sebastian as well. Have a good look at an extremely petite girl with vibrantly dyed red hair. ]

Funny. Someone else told me that changing computers wouldn't fix anything.

[video] lmao I actually thought about this after I posted

[wag]

[ She's switched to video since posting this, so now he should be able to see her for himself. ]

How the fuck should I know? I don't know you, if that's what you're really asking.