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What the bloody fuck is this? Hijacking my fucking blog when I'm trying to post.

--James! Get your arse in here, I want to talk to you.

[ Some stomping around and then a resounding slapping noise. ] Don't you get cheeky with me, worm. Now just get in here and take a look at this shit.

[ The slightly muffled sounds of more squabbling. ] Liar! I told you not to touch my laptop. Downloading all that creepy porno and God knows what else. This is coming out of your fucking allowance if I've got to get dad to take it into the shop. And if you don't stop making that ugly face at me, tosspot, I'll tell mum exactly what else I caught you up to this morning.

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[Sam is getting Santana Lopez vibes from you, new girl. Luckily he can handle Santana (or so he thinks). He appears on video, thinking that might freak her out less than hearing a disembodied voice.]

Hey... You might wanna lay off your brother? [It sounds like she's talking to a sibling... though he's never had to speak to Stevie like that.] At least about this. The community isn't his fault, as much as we all wanna blame someone. [Though Sam blames Sebastian for it right now. Everything is Sebastian's fault.]

[ Santana is an amateur in comparison to the legend that will soon come to surround KFF. The sooner Sam realizes this, the better off he'll be. But still, the video is much appreciated in its own way, because Sam is awfully cute-looking. Not that she'll be telling that to him. ]

Then whose fault is it?

[ Her slight lisp is fairly prominent here. ]

[He gives her an approachable smile on camera. It's nice to put a face to the British accent. And he thinks the red hair is cute... Uh, not that he's checking her out or anything.]

Uh... the community's? I don't think there's an actual person that runs it... It sort of has a mind of its own. Weird, I know. You'll get used to the place.

I'm Sam.

[ Her nose wrinkles at that unsatisfactory response. Still, it's more or less the same answer that everyone else has been giving her. At the very least, she decides that if she acts cool and doesn't seem to care either way, then she'll be able to save her reputation in case they all really are trying to pull off some elaborate practical joke on her. What had the other girl said...? Something about the library. She can go there later, find out the real truth, and nobody here will even have to know she went double-checking. ]

Sam. Right... I'm Katie. Katie Fitch. [ She smiles charmingly for effect. ]

Nice to meet you, Katie Fitch.

So how old's your brother? That was your brother you were yelling at, right? I've got a little one. He's eight. He's not nearly as bad as how yours sounds though...

James? [ Her face shows clear distaste at even just his mention. ] He's ten. And a right fucking pervert. Always spying on Emsy and me.

Wait... he's your brother and he spies on you? That's really creepy.

[ She scowls. ]

Fucking tell me about it. You know, once I even caught him wearing some of my clothes. My best fucking dress. I had to toss it in the bin after. God only knows what he was doing in it.

I can understand him wanting to play dress up but... creeping on your siblings is pretty strange. Maybe you should take him to see someone.

Yeah, maybe. Although I'm not sure how much it would help. Dad's already got him doing pull-ups on the naughty bar every single day but apart from whining about it like a little bitch, James doesn't seem to care.

Probably he spends too much time with that little wanker friend of his. Fuck, if I have to hear "But Gordon McPherson says--" one more time...

The naughty bar?

[ She rolls her eyes but she's smiling a little bit. ]

My dad's a fitness freak. Owns his own gym and everything. Ever since any of us were little, he's been making us do reps on this pull-up bar he has installed in the house for when we've misbehaved. Always thought it was a bit stupid but my arms are well buff now, which the boys seem to like. So I suppose it wasn't a total waste.

I'd love my own gym... [He daydreams about that for a moment until he remembers he's having a conversation.] Sorry, I'm kinda a fitness freak myself...

That's pretty creative punishment your dad thought up. I guess girls who are in shape can be a turn on, just as long as they don't have bigger guns than me.

[ She nods along to what he says, not even entirely aware that she's doing it. ]

That's exactly what my boyfriend Danny says. Of course, he's a professional footballer so it would be pretty lame if I had more muscle than him.

You mean like, British football? That's impressive.

What's it that you lot call it again? "Soccer"? But yeah, totally. Bristol Rovers. Look them up some time.

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[video] omg remembering her video to danny

LFskfgdhj YES her football!voice omg "and he kicked it to me and i missed because i'm shit"