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[wag]

What the bloody fuck is this? Hijacking my fucking blog when I'm trying to post.

--James! Get your arse in here, I want to talk to you.

[ Some stomping around and then a resounding slapping noise. ] Don't you get cheeky with me, worm. Now just get in here and take a look at this shit.

[ The slightly muffled sounds of more squabbling. ] Liar! I told you not to touch my laptop. Downloading all that creepy porno and God knows what else. This is coming out of your fucking allowance if I've got to get dad to take it into the shop. And if you don't stop making that ugly face at me, tosspot, I'll tell mum exactly what else I caught you up to this morning.

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[sexbastian]

Charming.

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[wag]

[ Her head whips around, not that he can see it. ] Who's there?!

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[sexbastian]

[Ohohoho.]

Someone that will give you a good advice about this place, run while you can.

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[wag]

Well it's not exactly like I've got this shit on my computer by choice, yeah? So what're you saying - I should just go ahead and get the harddrive wiped?

[ When she's not busy shouting, the adorably slight lisp she speaks with is even more pronounced. ]

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[sexbastian]

No one does, I had to talk to a bunch of annoying people to we able to navigate away. You should also burn the computer, just in case.

[Oh, cute.]

[video]

[wag]

[ Since her first reply to Sam, she's been using video. So now that's switched on for Sebastian as well. Have a good look at an extremely petite girl with vibrantly dyed red hair. ]

Funny. Someone else told me that changing computers wouldn't fix anything.

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[quicktoreward]

I'd say get the computer checked out but the problem is that this community won't go away.

[audio]

[wag]

You can't be serious.

[audio]

[quicktoreward]

Wish I wasn't. Even the school genius couldn't get rid of it.

[audio]

[wag]

So I'll just get a new one, then.

[audio]

[quicktoreward]

That doesn't work either, for some reason...

[audio]

[wag]

How the fuck could that be? You buy something new off the shelf, there's no way for it to be infected with viruses or spyware before you even use it.

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[whitechocolate]

[Sam is getting Santana Lopez vibes from you, new girl. Luckily he can handle Santana (or so he thinks). He appears on video, thinking that might freak her out less than hearing a disembodied voice.]

Hey... You might wanna lay off your brother? [It sounds like she's talking to a sibling... though he's never had to speak to Stevie like that.] At least about this. The community isn't his fault, as much as we all wanna blame someone. [Though Sam blames Sebastian for it right now. Everything is Sebastian's fault.]

[video]

[wag]

[ Santana is an amateur in comparison to the legend that will soon come to surround KFF. The sooner Sam realizes this, the better off he'll be. But still, the video is much appreciated in its own way, because Sam is awfully cute-looking. Not that she'll be telling that to him. ]

Then whose fault is it?

[ Her slight lisp is fairly prominent here. ]

[video]

[whitechocolate]

[He gives her an approachable smile on camera. It's nice to put a face to the British accent. And he thinks the red hair is cute... Uh, not that he's checking her out or anything.]

Uh... the community's? I don't think there's an actual person that runs it... It sort of has a mind of its own. Weird, I know. You'll get used to the place.

I'm Sam.

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[wag]

[ Her nose wrinkles at that unsatisfactory response. Still, it's more or less the same answer that everyone else has been giving her. At the very least, she decides that if she acts cool and doesn't seem to care either way, then she'll be able to save her reputation in case they all really are trying to pull off some elaborate practical joke on her. What had the other girl said...? Something about the library. She can go there later, find out the real truth, and nobody here will even have to know she went double-checking. ]

Sam. Right... I'm Katie. Katie Fitch. [ She smiles charmingly for effect. ]

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[whitechocolate]

Nice to meet you, Katie Fitch.

So how old's your brother? That was your brother you were yelling at, right? I've got a little one. He's eight. He's not nearly as bad as how yours sounds though...

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[wag]

James? [ Her face shows clear distaste at even just his mention. ] He's ten. And a right fucking pervert. Always spying on Emsy and me.

[oceanicbutterfly]

All that anger sounds extremely likely to have the intended effect, especially with the added violence. And "guilty until proven innocent" is always a good policy. I'm sure this will never have any ill effects.

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[wag]

[ She's switched onto video since talking to Sam, so here's a good look at the tiny body that extremely powerful voice came out of. ]

[A cute snort of derision. ] "Innocent" and my brother don't belong in the same sentence together. Although if you don't know that for yourself, maybe the worm is telling the truth for once.

[quidditch_stag]

Do I...know you?

[video] lmao I actually thought about this after I posted

[wag]

[ She's switched to video since posting this, so now he should be able to see her for himself. ]

How the fuck should I know? I don't know you, if that's what you're really asking.

[Video] oh god so late;;

[quidditch_stag]

But...you just said you wanted to talk to me.

[video] no worries \o/

[wag]

[ It takes her a moment to understand what he means by that. ]

... Oh for fuck's sake. Do you think you're the only "James" on the planet? I was talking to my brother.

[video]

[quidditch_stag]

Oh. Sorry. [Now he came to think of it, it was a bit stupid.] Right.

[He closes his book but it doesn't want to close.]