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[doyoufondue]

[ I present to you-- Captain America and the Star Spangled Girls.

WARNING! The following post requires you to please click and watch the video in this link for a spectacular musical number. I swear you will never regret this discussion.

AND SHOWTIME.

This is a USO show, guys. Captain America is going to perform for you. It's got all that snazzy 40s flair. CAPTAIN AMERICA NEEDS YOU--- To buy bonds to help him sock ole' Hitler on the jaw! Each bond you buy is a bullet in the barrel of your best guy's gun.

There's a dancing showgirls in red, white, and blue (one for every state!), Steve acting super cheerful and getting the audience really into this (no no he doesn't sing. I'm sorry), dancing girls, Captain America punching Hitler, dancing girls, FIREWORKS, Captain America lifting motorcycle, and also dancing girls.
God bless America. ]

Comments

[sexbastian]

No really, those look nice on you. You have the legs for them.

[doyoufondue]

[ he is joking right? okay joking time back ] I always knew I had it in me to be a ballerina.

[sexbastian]

[No, he's being serious.] Hm...can you jump very fast?

[doyoufondue]

I'm an amazing jumper. ...Are you poking fun?

[sexbastian]

I would pay money to see that. No, I think you look nice in tight clothes. Why?

[doyoufondue]

Oh. Uh. Thanks then. I thought maybe you were joking since it's kind of.... ridiculous.

[sexbastian]

I lead a Glee club and I like Broadway shows, Steve. I know about ridiculous. You can still pull it well.

[doyoufondue]

Well thanks a lot then, Sebastian. I appreciate it. Everyone else is giving weird looks or trying not to laugh.

[sexbastian]

You are welcome, Steve. [Ey, getting point with you by ogling being nice to you. That's good.] Don't listen to them.

[doyoufondue]

Kind of hard not to.

[sexbastian]

Trust me I know how nasty people can be, the things they can call you.

[doyoufondue]

[ bitch please. steve's life is nasty people calling him things ]

It's more of them being completely right this time around. It's kind of ridiculous.

[sexbastian]

[Still now that he's Mr. Fanservice?]

Then prove them wrong.

[doyoufondue]

How would I do that? Make wearing this cool?

[sexbastian]

Like everything in life, Steve, confidence is key. Walk like the world is yours and it will be.

[doyoufondue]

That what you do before causing trouble?

[sexbastian]

Being confident doesn't mean always causing trouble. [He looks a bit offended, he was being nice so far.]

[doyoufondue]

...What? I didn't mean anything by that. I know it doesn't.

[sexbastian]

Ah, then maybe I misunderstood you.

[doyoufondue]

I think you might have. General trouble.