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steve rogers [captain america]

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[ I present to you-- Captain America and the Star Spangled Girls.

WARNING! The following post requires you to please click and watch the video in this link for a spectacular musical number. I swear you will never regret this discussion.

AND SHOWTIME.

This is a USO show, guys. Captain America is going to perform for you. It's got all that snazzy 40s flair. CAPTAIN AMERICA NEEDS YOU--- To buy bonds to help him sock ole' Hitler on the jaw! Each bond you buy is a bullet in the barrel of your best guy's gun.

There's a dancing showgirls in red, white, and blue (one for every state!), Steve acting super cheerful and getting the audience really into this (no no he doesn't sing. I'm sorry), dancing girls, Captain America punching Hitler, dancing girls, FIREWORKS, Captain America lifting motorcycle, and also dancing girls.
God bless America. ]

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I don't really have the opportunity to right now.

Make the opportunity?

Make it? If I get an opening.

Opening? What if you just left?

I can't just leave, Darcy.

Why not?

Where would I even go? I'm signed up to do this.

Then you need to convince them you could do more.

I'll try.

I'm sure you'll get your shot eventually.

...Not like being Captain America is a bad thing.

But it isn't what you wanted.

Yeah but... I don't hate it. It's just-- not what I pictured.

Well it's your choice, obviously. I just hate to see you looking so down.

It's not that bad. Only look down because my face hurts from smiling three shows in a row.

Really?

...You're not buying that, huh?

Not even a little.

Drat.

Don't worry too much. I'm just super perceptive.

So it's not just the glasses making you look smart then.

No. But they do help.

They do. Now you look super smart instead of just really smart.

And anything I can add super to is always a plus.

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