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[doyoufondue]

[ I present to you-- Captain America and the Star Spangled Girls.

WARNING! The following post requires you to please click and watch the video in this link for a spectacular musical number. I swear you will never regret this discussion.

AND SHOWTIME.

This is a USO show, guys. Captain America is going to perform for you. It's got all that snazzy 40s flair. CAPTAIN AMERICA NEEDS YOU--- To buy bonds to help him sock ole' Hitler on the jaw! Each bond you buy is a bullet in the barrel of your best guy's gun.

There's a dancing showgirls in red, white, and blue (one for every state!), Steve acting super cheerful and getting the audience really into this (no no he doesn't sing. I'm sorry), dancing girls, Captain America punching Hitler, dancing girls, FIREWORKS, Captain America lifting motorcycle, and also dancing girls.
God bless America. ]

Comments

[ video ]

[doyoufondue]

You can't. More hope with confidence.

[ video ]

[denies]

That's what you're doing? Bringing hope to the people?

[ video ]

[doyoufondue]

For some people. I get support for the war. Make them feel a little better.

[ video ]

[denies]

Well, if it's making people feel better, it's at least for a good cause. If you have to wear that [ ridiculous ] costume for it, it's just a small sacrifice, right?

[ video ]

[doyoufondue]

Right. Just a small sacrifice in order to be easily recognizable.

[ video ]

[denies]

Hopefully not recognizable as 'the man in that ridiculous costume'. Or is it in fashion back there?

[ video ]

[doyoufondue]

I hope nobody's saying that. I think it's more of a symbolic than fashionable.

[ video ]

[denies]

With the colors of America and all, right? And the stars.

... Besides, I don't think you have much to be afraid of. People probably wouldn't go around insulting a superhero. [ Okay, so she's not so sure of that, but hey. If it makes him a little less insecure. ]

[ video ]

[doyoufondue]

That's right.

[ He thinks people probably would insult a superhero (which he's only a pretend one of) but. He picks his head up finally and gives her a little smile ] You're right.

[ video ]

[denies]

There you go, then. You're a superhero, automatically excluded from being made fun of.

[ video ]

[doyoufondue]

Wish I figured that one out earlier.

[ video ]

[denies]

.. Huh? Why?

[ video ]

[doyoufondue]

Bullies were a problem. I could've just been wearing a superhero costume instead.

[ video ]

[denies]

[ ... Ah, he was bullied? That makes her pause for a few moments, because.. yeah, being bullied is something she knows everything about, something that almost drove her to the edge before. ]

I don't know if even that would've helped against them. ... Sorry to hear though, Steve. Bullies sure suck, huh.

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[doyoufondue]

...Yeah probably not. Would've looked ridiculous. [ He's saying it lightly like that would be the reason. ] Big costume. Tiny me.

Yeah. They do.

[ video ]

[denies]

Hey, I already thought tiny you was pretty cool too.

[ ... ghdjgdkj, wait a second, her tsundere side can't handle giving away compliments to people.. ] ... Well.. you know. [ there. clearly makes it better. ]

[ video ]

[doyoufondue]

[ oops. now he's got this big embarrassed smile on ] You did?

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[denies]

[ oh god, she's digging her own hole, now he's asking for confirmation and it's even more embarassing to keep up the compliment-- keep breathing, Ange, just keep on your pokerface, you can do this.. ]

... Yeah, I did. It's all about personality, after all, otherwise I would've ignored you from the start since I don't bother with people I don't care for. No matter whether you're big or tiny.

[ video ]

[doyoufondue]

[ He ducks his head, still smiling a lot. He's muttering a little now and blushing ]

Never heard that one out loud from a dame before...

[ video ]

[denies]

[ She can definitely see that blush and smile, okay, and it's making her blush in return as well. She's completely freaking out on the inside, so it can't help but show at least just a little on the outside too with that slight blush. ]

C--.. come on, surely someone else must've told you that before..!

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[doyoufondue]

No. Never.

[ video ]

[denies]

But.. t-that's..

[ okay, deep breath.. there we go. ]

... That's weird. I mean, even if you were a tiny guy, you were really nice, so why wouldn't they? There aren't many guys like that where I come from.

[ video ]

[doyoufondue]

I've never even had a full conversation with one until I got on here. I don't think it's weird. Girls don't want to talk to someone they could step on.

[ video ]

[denies]

No way, that's just snooty girls. It's usually the huge guys who are the jerks, either way. [ like Amakusa.. ] In that case it's much better to have a shorter but nicer guy to talk to.

[ video ]

[doyoufondue]

But between a nice huge guy and a nice short guy...