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[doyoufondue]

[ I present to you-- Captain America and the Star Spangled Girls.

WARNING! The following post requires you to please click and watch the video in this link for a spectacular musical number. I swear you will never regret this discussion.

AND SHOWTIME.

This is a USO show, guys. Captain America is going to perform for you. It's got all that snazzy 40s flair. CAPTAIN AMERICA NEEDS YOU--- To buy bonds to help him sock ole' Hitler on the jaw! Each bond you buy is a bullet in the barrel of your best guy's gun.

There's a dancing showgirls in red, white, and blue (one for every state!), Steve acting super cheerful and getting the audience really into this (no no he doesn't sing. I'm sorry), dancing girls, Captain America punching Hitler, dancing girls, FIREWORKS, Captain America lifting motorcycle, and also dancing girls.
God bless America. ]

Comments

[doyoufondue]

I'm sitting between you two. No cheating.

[tenminutes]

Are you sure you don't just want to say you've got a cute girl on each side?

[doyoufondue]

It's a practical seating arrangement.

[tenminutes]

For a pimp.

[doyoufondue]

What? A pimp? Yuri no.

[tenminutes]

And with the same guy's sister and the girl he wants to date.. [ Shakes her head. ] Scandalous, Steve.

[doyoufondue]

I don't think you have the right to call me scandalous.

[tenminutes]

I didn't do anything, what are you talking about?

[ WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CAPE STAYS IN THE CAPE STEVE. TIME TO PLAY INNOCENT. ]