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[Accidental Video]

Does Dirk ever post things that aren't accidental? Evidently not, even when he is difficult to recognise, being as today, he's a troll.

He has a calm, almost happy expression on his face as he flies down from his weird hive on his rocketboard. His hive is incredibly colourful in patchwork sections, and it's made of fabric, with little wisps of stuffing poking out from various places. In addition, it's on top of high metal scaffolding poles. At the base, there's an equally colourful stable structure, that a bunch of Alternian ponies are streaming into. He follows them in, and hands sugarcubes around, rubbing his face against their noses and hugging them around their necks.

Then he starts brushing their manes, getting all of the junk out of it, brushing them and washing them until they're shiny and clean, plaiting flowers into their manes and tails and fastening it with rainbow clips, checking their hooves for rocks and trimming them.

He is clearly the most badass troll.

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They're cute.

Hell yes, they'r3 cut3.
Getting their mad groom on in my plush stabl3 of wonders.
Do you lik3 hoofbeasts?

I'm not really an animal person, but they're nice enough.

Hoofbeasts ar3 friendlier than most.
If you mak3 friends with them, they'll always b3 ther3 for you.
Of cours3, it helps if you can commun3 with them.

Edited 2012-04-21 03:19 (UTC)

That's a talent I'm afraid I don't possess.

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<< What a nice hive you have!
<< And those hoofbeasts are very colourful.

Shit.
I mean, thanks, but shit.
This community is fucked.
I'm probably fucked.
I might not make it to FLARP, this session.

<< Wait wait!
<< Whats got you fucked this time?
<< Whats wrong?

I'v3 been fucking with highbloods, and now they know wher3 I liv3.

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<< You mean sollux and karkat in that other post?
<< Wellllllll.
<< That could be a real bind yeah.
<< I dont actually know what blood colour you have but its obviously lower than karkats at the very least since i dont see any fins on your face.
<< And they do get a little shithive sometimes.

<< You could come here you know id protect you.

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It is nice to see a troll who still cares about the comfort of his fauna.

=:O
... You are not just going to EAT THEM, are you?

Of cours3 I'm not going to eat them.
Hoofbeasts are people too, and they should b3 left aliv3 and wild and fre3.
They ar3 such spirited animals, and deserv3 better than an ignobl3 death at the hands of a troll.
I eat grubloaf and similar products lik3 everyon3 els3.

Hee hee.
I am very glad to hear that!

So, how's it going? Fightin' the just fight, I se3?

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They are very pretty! I like their hair clips.
Sent from my phone.

[Fifteen year old girls can be pony enthusiasts too, especially magical girls! Though probably not at Jake's level.]

Thanks. I put a lot of work into making sur3 they'r3 happy, even if they aren't really min3.

You are just looking after them? That is very kind of you.
Sent from my phone.

They can look after themselves just fin3.
I'm just trying to improv3 their quality of lif3.

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haha y0ure fuck1n prec10us

No, you.

haha <>
s0000
y0u c0m1n t0 jakkens th1ng??

<>
It turns out I am after all, yes.
He's right, my hiv3 should b3 ok whil3 I'm away from it, even if I just flaunted it to th3 whol3 of th3 community.

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Hey, so, I think I'm hangin' out with Jakken after FLARP, are you going to b3 fre3 th3 next night?
Knowing Jakken, I'll probably need a pil3 and a listening ear in th3 aftermath.
You up for it?

uh
yeah 0k :)
u can hve my sh0ulder t0 dep0s1t all k1ndsa messy feels 0n
l1ke always
1m jsut
*just
t0tse the best m01ra1l

Thanks.
I think it's very likely that you ar3.
That was m3 using th3 deeply truthful kind of irony for onc3.

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