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dramadramaduck2012-04-20 10:24 pm
artfulironicist) wrote in dramadramaduck2012-04-20 10:24 pm
[Accidental Video]
Does Dirk ever post things that aren't accidental? Evidently not, even when he is difficult to recognise, being as today, he's a troll.
He has a calm, almost happy expression on his face as he flies down from his weird hive on his rocketboard. His hive is incredibly colourful in patchwork sections, and it's made of fabric, with little wisps of stuffing poking out from various places. In addition, it's on top of high metal scaffolding poles. At the base, there's an equally colourful stable structure, that a bunch of Alternian ponies are streaming into. He follows them in, and hands sugarcubes around, rubbing his face against their noses and hugging them around their necks.
Then he starts brushing their manes, getting all of the junk out of it, brushing them and washing them until they're shiny and clean, plaiting flowers into their manes and tails and fastening it with rainbow clips, checking their hooves for rocks and trimming them.
He is clearly the most badass troll.
He has a calm, almost happy expression on his face as he flies down from his weird hive on his rocketboard. His hive is incredibly colourful in patchwork sections, and it's made of fabric, with little wisps of stuffing poking out from various places. In addition, it's on top of high metal scaffolding poles. At the base, there's an equally colourful stable structure, that a bunch of Alternian ponies are streaming into. He follows them in, and hands sugarcubes around, rubbing his face against their noses and hugging them around their necks.
Then he starts brushing their manes, getting all of the junk out of it, brushing them and washing them until they're shiny and clean, plaiting flowers into their manes and tails and fastening it with rainbow clips, checking their hooves for rocks and trimming them.
He is clearly the most badass troll.
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Hoofbeasts are people too, and they should b3 left aliv3 and wild and fre3.
They ar3 such spirited animals, and deserv3 better than an ignobl3 death at the hands of a troll.
I eat grubloaf and similar products lik3 everyon3 els3.
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I am very glad to hear that!
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It is hard work, but I have faith in myself.