[Accidental Video]

[daretotry]

[ the video starts, showing McKinley High's choir room. It's hard to tell where the video is coming from; it's clearly not someone recording this deliberately since it comes in halfway through a conversation.

Finn is standing at the front beside a whiteboard with some diagrams on it.






He's also holding a ruler, which is currently pointing at the stick figure labelled 'Blaine' ]

--not a bear, it's a bush! Geez, what is it with you guys? [ although his audience is out of shot, there's a low murmur that suggests they're somewhere behind the recording device, heckling Finn's artistic skills (or lack thereof) ] Anyway, can I please finish telling you my plan? Okay, birthday breakfast should finish around nine thirty, we'll wash up and get ready and head outside, with Sam thinking we're all heading over to Puck's for a video game marathon. [ he motions towards the signpost in the picture ]

But! Blaine and Artie will be hiding behind the bushes, [ he shoots a Look towards the audience ] and it'll be like, surprise! They're coming too! Kurt, Artie's with us 'cause his chair'll fit in your car more easily.

So, we start driving, [ he points at the car in part two of the diagram ] and try and keep Sam distracted. It only takes about a half hour to get to Lakeview but obviously he's gonna realize something's up since Puck only lives a few blocks away. [ he shrugs ] I couldn't think of a way around that but whatever. Anyway, we'll get to the Indian Lake place around ten thirty, and Puck, Mike, Jesse, Rory, and Joe [ he points at each stick figure representative individually ] will already be there - Jesse can give you all a ride since he has to drive up from Akron anyway. And then we have paintballing fun all day, and afterwards we can eat the cakes my mom made. [ he plants his hands on his hips, grinning at everyone in the room ] What do you think?

[ replies will come an hour or so later! Sorry about the information overload with this post :'D And the image of the cake is just one I found online, although I wish it was mine xD ]

Comments

[doyoufondue]

[ that cake... ]

Sam's got quite a day ahead of him.

[daretotry]

[ Is Steve impressed :3 ]

Huh? Steve?

--Oh, crap.

[doyoufondue]

[ He is very impressed with everything in this post.
even the stick figures. they are cute. ]

...That wasn't supposed to post, was it?

[daretotry]

[ Finn would be so happy if he knew ]

No. It was a secret meeting at lunch...it was hard enough getting all the guys in the choir room without Sam knowing about it.

[doyoufondue]

Maybe he won't see it. Can you lock it from him?

[notasinglelady]

My boyfriend's eyebrows aren't so big.

[daretotry]

They kinda are.

[notasinglelady]

Not as big as you drew them. And why you gave him Cow lick hairstyle?

[daretotry]

Dude, they take up nearly his whole forehead. In real life, I mean. What's a cow lick hairstyle?

[sexbastian]

Is that first stick figure a fairy? Why does it have wings if not? You drew Blaine too tall, but I admit you nailed his eyebrows. Wheelchairs have, you know wheels Why is there a giant amoeba trying to eat Artie and why is Blaine hiding behind it? Do you even know what is an amoeba? Is Jesse wearing a poncho? Oh and you forgot Sam's lips.

[daretotry]

Those are his arms. He's holding his stomach 'cause he's all full of delicious pancakes and stuff. And Blaine isn't too tall, it's called perspective. He's just closer so he looks bigger. I know wheelchairs have wheels...duh, it's in the name. But there wasn't enough room at the bottom of the board.

...And no, I don't know what an amoeba is but it sounds like an alien out of Star Trek or something, which isn't even close to what I drew! It's a bush!

...Why would Jesse be wearing a poncho?

I'm not even gonna dignify that last comment with a response. Are you done being petty?

[sexbastian]

His arms...And here for a moment I though you just drew mpreg. Anatomy doesn't work like that, no matter how much you eat.

Perspective. With stick figures? [if you say so, Finn.] Amoebas are nto aliens, they're pretty much earth related.

This is what you drew:


This is an amoeba:

I don't know. You drew him with one, you tell me.

He got pretty lips, you gotta admit that.

His b-day, uhm?

[daretotry]

What's an mpreg?

I don't see it, dude. My bush doesn't look anything like an amoeba.

The only thing I drew Jesse with is hair and an ammo belt. What part is meant to look like a poncho?

Yeah, but no, you're not coming.

[6collegecredits]

It's Sam's birthday?

[daretotry]

Yep! Right on Star Wars day, which is pretty fitting.

[6collegecredits]

Oh my god, that's right! It's May the Fourth, isn't it???

[daretotry]

Yeah. Every nerd's favorite day of the year. Like I said, pretty fitting for it to be Sam's birthday too.

[action ~ after school]

[whitechocolate]

[Sam walked into Finn's room to find out he wasn't there. He figured Finn was downstairs and yelled out for Finn to hear, wherever he was in the house because he was too lazy to find him:] Dude, I'm borrowing your laptop! [He sat behind Finn's desk on his spinny chair, opened up Finn's laptop and logged in with Finn's password 'grilledcheese4president'.]

[action ~ after school]

[daretotry]

[ Finn was in the kitchen, for once not listening to music so luckily he heard Sam's shout. For a second he thought nothing of it; Sam borrowed his stuff a lot and it wasn't like he minded.

Except then he remembered he didn't want Sam accessing the community and he was pretty sure it was already open in a tab on his internet browser. Cursing, he ran out of the kitchen, almost falling up the stairs as he took them three at a time. Throwing himself through the doorway of his bedroom, he panicked when he saw Sam already sitting at his desk and ran across the room, slamming the lid to his laptop shut. He really needed to change his password ]

No!

[action ~ after school]

[whitechocolate]

[Sam wondered what that noise was. It almost sounded like a stampede of elephants was headed his way. It turned out to be just Finn, who shut the laptop closed, almost catching his hand in between the screen and keyboard.]

What the hell, dude. [He frowned at Finn.] You almost caught my hand...

Re: [action ~ after school]

[daretotry]

[ Finn did at least look guilty, glancing at Sam's hands to make sure he was okay ] Oh...sorry, man.

xD That's so cool

[mightletyouknowme]

Eh? The same Sam with the golden shorts?

xD;; thank you! ♥ clearly I have too much spare time...

[daretotry]

Uh, yeah, that's the one. You know him?

Time to be awesome!

[mightletyouknowme]

I've talked to him a few times.

...That plan isn't that bad.

8D <3!

[daretotry]

Oh, cool. What's your name?

Thanks. It took me a couple days to think of all the details, so I hope Sam doesn't see this 'cause I don't have time to come up with another one.