[Accidental Video]

[daretotry]

[ the video starts, showing McKinley High's choir room. It's hard to tell where the video is coming from; it's clearly not someone recording this deliberately since it comes in halfway through a conversation.

Finn is standing at the front beside a whiteboard with some diagrams on it.






He's also holding a ruler, which is currently pointing at the stick figure labelled 'Blaine' ]

--not a bear, it's a bush! Geez, what is it with you guys? [ although his audience is out of shot, there's a low murmur that suggests they're somewhere behind the recording device, heckling Finn's artistic skills (or lack thereof) ] Anyway, can I please finish telling you my plan? Okay, birthday breakfast should finish around nine thirty, we'll wash up and get ready and head outside, with Sam thinking we're all heading over to Puck's for a video game marathon. [ he motions towards the signpost in the picture ]

But! Blaine and Artie will be hiding behind the bushes, [ he shoots a Look towards the audience ] and it'll be like, surprise! They're coming too! Kurt, Artie's with us 'cause his chair'll fit in your car more easily.

So, we start driving, [ he points at the car in part two of the diagram ] and try and keep Sam distracted. It only takes about a half hour to get to Lakeview but obviously he's gonna realize something's up since Puck only lives a few blocks away. [ he shrugs ] I couldn't think of a way around that but whatever. Anyway, we'll get to the Indian Lake place around ten thirty, and Puck, Mike, Jesse, Rory, and Joe [ he points at each stick figure representative individually ] will already be there - Jesse can give you all a ride since he has to drive up from Akron anyway. And then we have paintballing fun all day, and afterwards we can eat the cakes my mom made. [ he plants his hands on his hips, grinning at everyone in the room ] What do you think?

[ replies will come an hour or so later! Sorry about the information overload with this post :'D And the image of the cake is just one I found online, although I wish it was mine xD ]

Comments

[daretotry]

You make it sound like they're gonna try and take over the world. Which they could totally do, I bet.

Dude, I spilt a soda in there one time! Are you ever gonna let me forget it?

[notasinglelady]

How can my boyfriend's eyebrows take over the world?

No. It took me ages to clean. And I know the stain is still there.

[daretotry]

I dunno. Maybe it'd be like that kid with the wart from Fairly Odd Parents. Maybe his eyebrows actually have a mind of their own...that's why they're so big. He can't stop them growing.

You're imagining it, it's cleaner now than when it was first made.

[notasinglelady]

I never watched that show. [His face is so UNAMUSED.]

I said no, Finn.

[daretotry]

[ HEH HEH HEH... ] It was funny.

Okay, okay, chill. We won't eat or drink in your baby.

[notasinglelady]

[Oh Finn, ur so funny...except now.] It's a kid show, isn't it?

Or near it.

[daretotry]

[ :3 ] Yeah.

You can set up a minimum distance if it'll make you happy.

[notasinglelady]

In reality someone's eyebrows cant' take over the world. You know that, right?

A mile then.

[daretotry]

[ rolls eyes good naturedly ] Yes, Kurt. I'm not ten.

Dude, that's dumb. A few feet. Like, five, maybe.

[notasinglelady]

[:P] Siometiems I have my doubts. You still watch cartoons.

Six, then.

[daretotry]

Hey! Whatever, man. Cartoons are fun.

...Fine, deal.

[notasinglelady]

I am not denying that.

Perfect! Oh, not one is allowed to get paint in my hair either.


I'm sure Sam will love this.

[daretotry]

Dude, paint's gonna get everywhere.

I hope so!

[notasinglelady]

Not in my hair.

I will take the camera with me so I can take a photograph of his face.

[daretotry]

I'm not promising anything.

Awesome!