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[unknownrival]

You know, I don't really think it's that important whether Gilgamesh or whoever Shiki Ryougi is would win in a fight. Or Batman versus Superman, Mario versus Sonic, or any fictional character matchup of that nature.

Am I missing something here? Are these actually pressing questions worth arguing over?

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[aquaticrush]

*Retasu hasn't really spoken a lot to Issei since the virus. She's a little nervous about approaching him, but on the other hand, it's Issei and she likes him and that wasn't his fault.*

People fight about that...?

[unknownrival]

A lot of namecalling and insults and getting worked up goes into these arguments.

[aquaticrush]

Is it common?

[unknownrival]

Apparently.

[aquaticrush]

That's a little strange... um.

[unknownrival]

My fandom, as it is, is strange.

[aquaticrush]

I know you told me not to look for doujinshi...

...Issei-san, am I bothering you?

[unknownrival]

No, of course not.

[aquaticrush]

Ah... um, thank you. I'm just being silly.

[sandinmyboots]

I win.

There we go, fight over! I don't see why they haven't realized my perfect solution yet.

[unknownrival]

I don't think anyone brought you up.

[sandinmyboots]

Too bad. I still win!

[unknownrival]

Yes, yes, you win.

[sandinmyboots]

Yep! I always win unless I decide I want to lose!

[Kefka, that is not true and you know it.]

[unknownrival]

Of course. I absolutely believe that.

[sandinmyboots]

Ex-actly! The fans of my series are still fighting about it because they are ridiculous and foolish, but they all know the truth deep in their hearts. Only the villain of the seventh game, who briefly graced the community with his presence, could ever hope to start to match me! The rest of them, I'd easily blow out of the park!

[Kefka, Kuja is not in Final Fantasy 7.]

[unknownrival]

Which one is that? I never really played video games.

[sandinmyboots]

Kuja! He fits the profile perfectly! Handsome, strong super soldier, and half the cast falls for him! (I've read enough on the internet forums to get a gist of what happens in the game, even if the wikipedia won't let me see anything).

[unknownrival]

I'll keep an eye out if he returns.

[sandinmyboots]

You better not stop him. I mean, you let eight's lead run free for a long, long time, and that wouldn't be fair!

[unknownrival]

I don't really interfere with other worlds based on things like fairness.

[sandinmyboots]

You're no fun at all. You only do it for good and hope and all that crap.

[unknownrival]

Yes, that's exactly it.

[sandinmyboots]

Yuuuuck. You're so predictable! So boring and hopeless.

[unknownrival]

Right you are.

[sandinmyboots]

...are you mocking me?

[unknownrival]

Teasing gently. Not mocking.

[sandinmyboots]

Don't toy with me....

[unknownrival]

I'm not trying to.

[sandinmyboots]

Yes, you are!

[unknownrival]

No I'm not.

[twotailmechanic]

Who versus Sonic?

Oh oops. Has he been fourthwalled?

[unknownrival]

Mario. The plumber with the mustache.

Nope, but it's still fine. He kinda already knows.

[twotailmechanic]

I don't believe I've heard of him. Sonic would have likely mentioned him in that case.

[unknownrival]

It's a hypothetical situation.

[twotailmechanic]

I figured as much. Though did you call Sonic fictional? [He's not offended, but he wanted to be sure.]

[unknownrival]

In certain worlds.

[twotailmechanic]

Huh... that does explain that one game cover picture I found on Google imagmes with me, Sonic, and Knuckles. I believe it was titled "Sonic Heroes".

[unknownrival]

It happens to a lot of us. I'm in a game, too.

[twotailmechanic]

I've noticed. Oh really? What kind of game?

[unknownrival]

Visual novel.

[He's not saying 'H-game' to Tails.]

[twotailmechanic]

...So like an interactive book?

[docfoul]

Someone who knew no better would say you are new to the internet.

[chuanifrinn]

I don't know about any of the others, but I'd like to kick Gilgamesh's ass.

[oceanicbutterfly]

I just want to know why everyone always assumes they'd be fighting in the first place. Especially the heroes. For what possible reason would Mario want to fight Sonic?

[twotailmechanic]

Maybe this Mario guy made a challenge to Sonic? Sonic would fight if he was given a challenge or if Mario did something bad like hurt an innocent person or animal.

[trickstering]

What sort of a name is "batman"?