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[sexbastian]

Did you ever wanted to throw someone out a window? I swear to the god I don't believe in, if I have to listen to another Warbler talk about prom night and what will his  girlfriend wear I will do just that.  

I might be gay but that doesn't make me an expert when it comes to tell what hand tied prom bouquet goes with what dress. Buy your girlfriend a Chrysanthemum for all I care.

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[sexbastian]

Ah, you are nobili then?

[Damn right I do. DO YOU HAVE A GAG REFLEX? BECAUSE HE DOES NOT. Priorities, man. When would I need to make a flying machine? My ability is far more useful.]

Big piece of land usually filled with really big people as well. And by big I mean fat. What year is it for you?

[He said 'A charming accent, in fact, I could listen to it all day' In Spanish.]

[novicius]

I would be. Though I take it nobles are not common in your time, correct?

[It would be more useful if you used it on ladies. 8| Not him.]

...I have never heard of it. And it is 1476, messere.

[AWKWARRRRRRD. There is a reason he is trying to ignore your flirting, Sebastian.]

[sexbastian]

Not very common, no. Should I call you sir? [The way he make that question sounds was...well, special.]

[You don't need lack of gag reflex on ladies...Plus, girls have cooties men have dicks.]

Just Sebastian, please. It's 2012 for me.

[Flattering. You are not fun, Ezio.]

[novicius]

Sir? [And he laughs at that.] No, please- I am not my father, and I do not plan on being so anytime soon. Just Ezio is fine.

[What's so wrong with ladies? THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL AND YOU CAN GET LAID REALLY EASY.]

Davvero, Sebastian it is.

[sexbastian]

Ezio is then. I like the familiarity.

[You can get even more laid with men and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.]Ca you tell me a bit more about your world? is the first time I talk to someone from so far away.