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[sexbastian]

Did you ever wanted to throw someone out a window? I swear to the god I don't believe in, if I have to listen to another Warbler talk about prom night and what will his  girlfriend wear I will do just that.  

I might be gay but that doesn't make me an expert when it comes to tell what hand tied prom bouquet goes with what dress. Buy your girlfriend a Chrysanthemum for all I care.

Comments

[novicius]

...Prom? What is "prom?"

[sexbastian]

[Really, Ezio, really. How can you not know? Do you live in renaissance Italy or somethi...nevermind. he raises a brow.]

It's short for "promenade", a frivolous and annoying party high school students celebrate at the end of the year that usually ends with half of those present getting banged by the other half. If you are lucky, that's it.

Long story short, it's a form of school sponsored prostitution with lots of make up, flowers and pop music.

[trickstering]

Defenestration is generally frowned upon by respectable circles.

[sexbastian]

So I've heard.


You know, It's only wrong if you get caught

[drjackal]

I would assume that this would be a formal occasion of sorts?

[sexbastian]

It's an awfully boring party filled with hypocrites that dress up and smile all night, acting like they don¡t hate each other for a few hours.

Quite entertaining, yes.

[twotailmechanic]

No. I've gotten angry enough to fight, but not throw people out windows. [One example would be when he kicked Eggman's ass after Eggman tried to murder Sonic on the Space Colony ARK. And even then, that was the only time he ever got pissed. Not counting the first time he was hit with the Seven Sins Virus.]

I don't get the big deal about matching flowers with dresses either. Honestly, does it really matter? I understand wanting to look nice, but it seems kinda silly.

[sexbastian]

I am not being serious. The people here has no concept of sarcasm? [Such a angry badass, Tails XD]

It's apparently a capital sin if you mess those up and your girlfriend gets pissed. Hell if I know why is that so important, it looks silly to me too..

[a_new_innovator]

Why would you want to throw someone out the window just for talking about prom?... Is "prom" some kind of a party?

[sexbastian]

Because they are being both annoying and absurd. After a whole week hearing them complain I feel like ripping off one of my arms and start hitting them in the head with it.

More or less, see my answer here.

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[soulfist]

You seem a little pissed~

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[sexbastian]

Oh, what gave me away?

Some people can be insufferable sometimes.

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[scanningutterly]

[Orlando appears confused.]

Why would they ask you that?

Same

[sexbastian]

The short answer is: because they are morons.

The long answer is: because they are desperate morons than what to make their girlfriend happy in hopes of scoring that night.

[mightletyouknowme]

You can't be the only gay guy there anyway.

[sexbastian]

No, but apparently I'm the only gay guy with style there. It's hard to be this perfect.

[doyoufondue]

Seems a bit extreme for just talk about a dance.

[sexbastian]

Imagine them talking about dresses, tuxedos and get to the third base nonstop for a week.

Besides, is not like I'm really going to do that, I could get expelled.

[notmyfirstrodeo]

Nothing wrong with Chrysanthemums.

Prom season's in full swing is it? Lucky you.

[sexbastian]

Except that those are the flowers you bring to a funeral.

Oh yes, lucky me. I'm having a blast in my all boys school filled with stressed heterosexuals.

Do you remember your prom night, Mr. Coulson?

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[jailbirds]

Ehhhh, I don't give a shit about that dumbass romantic drama stuff either, but don't just say "chrysanthemums"! If you got a yellow one it'd be terrible!

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[sexbastian]

Chrysanthemums are the flowers you bring to a funeral not a party. Why are yellows so bad?

[fuckingnarnia]

I guess I'm not surprised people'd think a gay guy knows flowers and clothes or whatever.

You're going to prom?

[sexbastian]

Stereotypical bullshit. I wonder if they expect me to wear an orange scarf and go around calling them 'a stupid bitch'.

Do I have to...?

[whitechocolate]

Someone's cranky... Do you not have a date?

[sexbastian]

[A chuckle.] Please, do you know me at all?

I just don't like this ridiculous party.

[elloran]

Why would ones taste in men have anything to do with ones taste in clothing?

[sexbastian]

The question of the century. It has nothing to do, it's just a bad stereotype nowadays.