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[sexbastian]

Did you ever wanted to throw someone out a window? I swear to the god I don't believe in, if I have to listen to another Warbler talk about prom night and what will his  girlfriend wear I will do just that.  

I might be gay but that doesn't make me an expert when it comes to tell what hand tied prom bouquet goes with what dress. Buy your girlfriend a Chrysanthemum for all I care.

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[sexbastian]

[I think you misspelled 'awesome' there. Take your time, man.]

Nobili? No they are just horny. And I'm quite sure the Church, and specially the Pope, doesn't celebrate proms like we do. Unless they do it in private, which wouldn't really surprise me because some of the clergy seem to be waaaaay too fond of children. [The bastards.]

Summer comes, that's about it.

[novicius]

[No no you are terribile STOP BREAKING THE BABBY HE ALREADY GETS BROKEN ENOUGH IN CANON.]

...that is definitely not something that is common here, messere.

[sexbastian]

[But, but....it's fuuuun ヘ(°￢°)ノ]

Consider yourself lucky.

I like your accent. Italian always sounds so sexy.

[novicius]

I would agree- if I understood what it was.

[...wow what. What. WHAT IS THIS, SEBASTIAN, HE HASN'T MET LEONARDO YET, LEO'S SUPPOSED TO BE EZIO'S SASSY GAY ITALIAN FRIEND.]

...grazie? I come from Firenze, so I do not recognize it as an "accent."

[sexbastian]

You never had a wild party as a teenager?

[Ppfff Please. Leonardo was boss at painting and inventing things, but when it comes to shameless flirting Sebastian wins. HE CAN BE YOUR NOT ITALIAN SASSY GAY FRIEND.]

My pleasure, really. I live in America. I can speak English, French and Spanish, but my Italian is a bit rusty, I'm afraid. Un accento encantador, de hecho, podria escucharlo todo el dia.

[novicius]

A party? Sì, I've been to those. My family holds them often.

[Yes okay you win at being openly shameless in flirting. BUT CAN YOU MAKE A FLYING MACHINE OUT OF RAW MATERIALS? DIDN'T THINK SO.]

America? [ANOTHER PLACE HE DOESN'T RECOGNIZE. Also what is he sa- YEAH NO JUST IGNORING THAT OKAY.]

[sexbastian]

Ah, you are nobili then?

[Damn right I do. DO YOU HAVE A GAG REFLEX? BECAUSE HE DOES NOT. Priorities, man. When would I need to make a flying machine? My ability is far more useful.]

Big piece of land usually filled with really big people as well. And by big I mean fat. What year is it for you?

[He said 'A charming accent, in fact, I could listen to it all day' In Spanish.]

[novicius]

I would be. Though I take it nobles are not common in your time, correct?

[It would be more useful if you used it on ladies. 8| Not him.]

...I have never heard of it. And it is 1476, messere.

[AWKWARRRRRRD. There is a reason he is trying to ignore your flirting, Sebastian.]

[sexbastian]

Not very common, no. Should I call you sir? [The way he make that question sounds was...well, special.]

[You don't need lack of gag reflex on ladies...Plus, girls have cooties men have dicks.]

Just Sebastian, please. It's 2012 for me.

[Flattering. You are not fun, Ezio.]

[novicius]

Sir? [And he laughs at that.] No, please- I am not my father, and I do not plan on being so anytime soon. Just Ezio is fine.

[What's so wrong with ladies? THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL AND YOU CAN GET LAID REALLY EASY.]

Davvero, Sebastian it is.

[sexbastian]

Ezio is then. I like the familiarity.

[You can get even more laid with men and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.]Ca you tell me a bit more about your world? is the first time I talk to someone from so far away.