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[sexbastian]

Did you ever wanted to throw someone out a window? I swear to the god I don't believe in, if I have to listen to another Warbler talk about prom night and what will his  girlfriend wear I will do just that.  

I might be gay but that doesn't make me an expert when it comes to tell what hand tied prom bouquet goes with what dress. Buy your girlfriend a Chrysanthemum for all I care.

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[sexbastian]

Wonderful. [It's good to know Dave understands how the boy here works.] Up to you, really. Around 8 sounds good?

[fuckingnarnia]

[He is accustomed to Sebastian's snark, it seems.] Sounds fine. I can bring beer or something, if you want.

[sexbastian]

[This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.] Alright. I don't think my parent will be home anyway. Bring anything you want.

[fuckingnarnia]

[Give him a second to process 'I will be alone in a house with a really flirty fellow gay guy. With alcohol'. Ahkjlhljkh]

O-okay. I'll bring a couple of six-packs. [ajhljkhlkhhjlkhjlkh]

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[Actio spam.]

[sexbastian]

[There's, Dave, don't pass out from the excitement.]

[Action~]

[And a few days later....Prom night. Except, that we are totally ignoring the prom party because is what the cool kids do. Sebastian's parents are out, his mother cat is sleeping somewhere and not bothering him and he's waiting.]

[Action spam]

[fuckingnarnia]

[HE'LL TRY]

[And there's Dave, feeling awkward but also excited but also apprehensive because: Sebastian. Sebastian can sometimes be a dick. But he and Dave seem to be past that, a little?

He's got a six pack held in each hand and some DVDs in a bag, when he rings the door bell. Dave's actually dressed fairly nice, for him -- collared shirt over a white wifebeater and some nice slacks.]

[Action spam]

[sexbastian]

[GOOD LUCK]

[Dave has the guilty factor on his favor, he can always use that with Sebastian. But aye, Sebastian is not as much of a dick around Sebastian as he is, let's say, Finn or Santana.

Sebastian opens the door wearing a pair of jeans and a nice green t-shirt.] I hope you like Japanese, I ordered some take out.

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[fuckingnarnia]

[With Sebastian, it's all in the degrees of dickery.]

[Dave attempts to smile awkwardly, though he nods in agreement.] Okay. Yeah. Japanese sounds good. What'd you get?

[sexbastian]

[Truer words were never spoken.]

Tempura, Yakisoba and maki bento. The room's is that way, on the second floor.

[Okay that sounded way too straightforward, even for him.] I meant, the big tv is in my room.

[fuckingnarnia]

Sounds delicious. [He doesn't outwardly react to the misstep, but in his head he's all AGHJKGHJGDKHJKGJG.] That's, um, okay. Good to know. [He heads in the right direction, silently keysmashing.]

[sexbastian]

[RELAX, DAVE] I will go up in a moment, make yourself comfortable. [He will go get the food, since it's already in the kitchen.]

[fuckingnarnia]

[HE'S TRYING.] Okay, um, sure.

[He goes into Sebastian's room, putting down the beer on his mattress and silently thinking 'Holy shit his room's way nicer than mine'.]

[sexbastian]

[TRY HARDER :|]

[Isn't it sweet? Check that king sized bed 83 It's very comfy.]