01 ; video

[goddamnshit]

[even though the lighting is horrid, it's obvious that the video feed is taking place inside a prison cell. the figure of a large man is just barely visible sitting against the far wall. his hands and feet are shackled and a blindfold covers his eyes. for a long moment the only sounds are faint voices from babbling prisoners in cells far away. and then he speaks.]

Damn...

[the man stirs. he sighs.]

Damn...

I'm bored outta my mind.

I wanna hear a story.

... Aaaghhh... [he grinds his teeth before settling into a more comfortable position- as comfortable as he can get with his limbs bound, anyways. he speaks absentmindedly; not like there's anyone around to take his words into consideration, anyways.]

I could really use some good entertainment right now.

[[ooc: no text responses for obvious reasons, please!]]

Comments

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[omnomsgods]

What kind of stories?

[goddamnshit]

[MORE VOICES ok this is cool. not like he's going insane or anything.]

Funny stories. Ones that'll make me laugh.

[omnomsgods]

Unyu.... I forget.

[goddamnshit]

You gotta be kidding me! What kinda rip-off insanity is this? A voice that can't even tell a good story? Bullshit!

[omnomsgods]

I'm not only a voice, you know.

[goddamnshit]

Yeah? You sound like a girl. You're a girl, aren'tcha? [wao so smart]

[omnomsgods]

Heeh? What else can you tell?!

[goddamnshit]

[he sniffs the air]

... You got a body? [ARE YOU A GHOST??]

[omnomsgods]

Yes! [ she understands that some animalistic youkai tend to sniff. nothing new there. ] I got wings, too. [ she beats her wings once to make a flapping sound- and then she covers her mouth. muffled: ] Oh- I mean. Guess what that was.

[goddamnshit]

... You're not a witch, that's for sure. A witch wouldn't go out of her way to talk to a guy like me.

[omnomsgods]

No... I'm not a witch. Think youkai from Hell. [ shifty eyes- then a whisper ] With wings.

[goddamnshit]

Never heard of that. [does the SE universe even have beings similar to youkai... idk]

[omnomsgods]

[ they have shinigami... maybe there's youkai somewhere. gdi, ohkubo. ] Hell Raven. I'm a Hell Raven!

[ how can you not know! it's not like there's plenty of other bird-type demons from Hell. ]

[goddamnshit]

Yeah? And I'm an immortal.

[omnomsgods]

.....So you're a never-ending buffet.

[goddamnshit]

[wat]

Like hell! It means I'm never gonna die!

[omnomsgods]

But- if you... cut off your arm. It would grow back for you. But then I could have the extra arm! And I can do it again and again for a free meal. See, this is why I like immortals.

[goddamnshit]

You have a weird way of thinking, girl.

[omnomsgods]

Nu-uh. My stomach has a weird way of thinking.

[goddamnshit]

Goddamnit, this is really pissing me off! How'm I supposed to tell if you're real or a figment of insanity?! Am I really that bored?!

[omnomsgods]

You can just believe me when I say I'm real. I see that you're real.

[goddamnshit]

I can't see anything! And I can't smell you, either!

[omnomsgods]

But you can hear me! Unyu, and stop shouting.

[goddamnshit]

[somewhere, a guard yells at him to shut up. the video goes to static for a brief moment before turning back on again.]

... I hear a lot of things. Who's to say your voice is or isn't real?

[omnomsgods]

No, it's real! It's definitely real!