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[goddamnshit]

[even though the lighting is horrid, it's obvious that the video feed is taking place inside a prison cell. the figure of a large man is just barely visible sitting against the far wall. his hands and feet are shackled and a blindfold covers his eyes. for a long moment the only sounds are faint voices from babbling prisoners in cells far away. and then he speaks.]

Damn...

[the man stirs. he sighs.]

Damn...

I'm bored outta my mind.

I wanna hear a story.

... Aaaghhh... [he grinds his teeth before settling into a more comfortable position- as comfortable as he can get with his limbs bound, anyways. he speaks absentmindedly; not like there's anyone around to take his words into consideration, anyways.]

I could really use some good entertainment right now.

[[ooc: no text responses for obvious reasons, please!]]

Comments

[ video ]

[second_star]

Once there was a crazy guy. He asked for a story.

He got this instead.

The end.

[goddamnshit]

[oh hello disembodied voice that is... too close to him to be a prisoner in an adjacent cell. he sniffs the air.]

-Who's there?

[second_star]

Me. [ Raises his hand at the video, in a mock wave. ]

[goddamnshit]

Gotta be more specific. How the hell did you get in here?

[second_star]

I'm not in anywhere. I'm talking to you through a screen, I guess.

You look new, haven't seen your face on here yet.

permavid;

[omnomsgods]

What kind of stories?

[goddamnshit]

[MORE VOICES ok this is cool. not like he's going insane or anything.]

Funny stories. Ones that'll make me laugh.

[omnomsgods]

Unyu.... I forget.

[goddamnshit]

You gotta be kidding me! What kinda rip-off insanity is this? A voice that can't even tell a good story? Bullshit!

[mightletyouknowme]

Are you in a prison?

[goddamnshit]

What gave it away?

[mightletyouknowme]

The good attitude. [She hmphs.] Why should we entertain a criminal?

[goddamnshit]

Hey, you don't know for certain that I'm a criminal. What if I'm some innocent guy who was unjustly framed? Or the justice system here is shit?

Keh, forget it. I'm not looking for charity.

voice;

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

A story? I'll consider it. If you tell me a fun story, I might just tell you a wonderful and cute story.

[goddamnshit]

Cute...? That ain't what I'm looking for.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

No, this isn't just any kind of regular cute. This is super good!

[goddamnshit]

Cutesy shit isn't really my thing in general.

[video]

[sexbastian]

It looks like you are the oen with a story to tell.

[goddamnshit]

My legend? Yeah, it's the reason why I'm stuck here.

Either tell me something entertaining or shut up.

[sexbastian]

[A chuckle.] A legend, of course. That's why you are imprisoned in a stinky cell? because you were a legend.

[goddamnshit]

Hah, it's because they couldn't kill me if they tried!

video;

[callmeimouto]

[she ain't afraid of shit.]

A story? What kind of story?

[goddamnshit]

[go home little girl]

One that'll make me bust a gut laughing, get what I'm saying?

[callmeimouto]

[SHE IS HOME]

...Not.... really. I mean I have stories here- but I don't know if it's your thing.

Unless... the reason you're in jail or whatever is because you're a pedophile. Then you'd love these stories.

[goddamnshit]

Like hell that's the reason I'm in here-! Don't make sick assumptions like that!