01 ; video

[goddamnshit]

[even though the lighting is horrid, it's obvious that the video feed is taking place inside a prison cell. the figure of a large man is just barely visible sitting against the far wall. his hands and feet are shackled and a blindfold covers his eyes. for a long moment the only sounds are faint voices from babbling prisoners in cells far away. and then he speaks.]

Damn...

[the man stirs. he sighs.]

Damn...

I'm bored outta my mind.

I wanna hear a story.

... Aaaghhh... [he grinds his teeth before settling into a more comfortable position- as comfortable as he can get with his limbs bound, anyways. he speaks absentmindedly; not like there's anyone around to take his words into consideration, anyways.]

I could really use some good entertainment right now.

[[ooc: no text responses for obvious reasons, please!]]

Comments

[callmeimouto]

[SAW THROUGH THAT]

Hah! You don't have anything! You're just all talk!

[goddamnshit]

I'm trying to think of something, dammit!! This kinda thing can't be rushed!

[callmeimouto]

...You've been in there for one hundred years.... how much more time do you need?

[goddamnshit]

A few days! Yeah, that's it, I'll get myself outta here in less than a week!

[callmeimouto]

Will you-?

Well, I'm going to hold you to that.

Oh! We should make a bet.

[goddamnshit]

Hah, I'm not gonna turn away from a bet. Name your wager, Girly!

[callmeimouto]

If you're not set free then you have to make a post to the community saying how much you like little girls.

No, little sisters.

[goddamnshit]

Shit-! Dammit, fine-!

And if I do get out?

[callmeimouto]

...I don't know, what do you want?

[goddamnshit]

Write an adventure story about me and how strong and amazing I am! Minimum fifty pages, no large writing to cheat!

[callmeimouto]

Ugh.... fine! You have a deal!

I'll write about a crappy werewolf, but that's only if you can get out.

[goddamnshit]

You'd better get started on that story right now, Girly! Ha! Haha!

[callmeimouto]

I don't think so- you better get that post ready.

Make sure you talk about how cute they are too.

[goddamnshit]

Heh, this bet's already in the bag.

[callmeimouto]

Sure sure, you'll probably rot in there for another hundred years.

[goddamnshit]

I can already smell the fresh air...! Hey, in my story, remember to include a chapter about my amazing escape from prison.

[callmeimouto]

Gross.... I'll make sure to write about how big and sweaty you are. [he's just disgusting!!!]

[goddamnshit]

Gahahaha! I'm looking forward to it, Girly!

[callmeimouto]

[she rolls her eyes.]

Are we done here?

[goddamnshit]

I got my fill of entertainment for now.

[callmeimouto]

Oh good.