[Video] In which Once-ler life is made of pain and cruel irony

[howbadcanibe]

[Look at you all with fluffy and colorful tiny wings, Once-ler would love to have those. Sadly, the community decided that he deserved to have wings with axe blades instead of fluffy feathers. He looks pained when he finally speaks.]

C-can someone help me to wraps those somehow? There's no one else here, I can't reach properly and well...

[He's cutting himself all the time by accident, hence the blood on his vest, hands and back. He gives the camera a miserable look.]

Comments

[twotailmechanic]

I have and I've even seen some weird things happen at home, so I'm used to weirdness by now.

[howbadcanibe]

Your world must be really dangerous.

[twotailmechanic]

Not really. It's safe most of the time, but it tends to happen once a year. Usually with Eggman trying to take over the world for the umpteenth time.

[howbadcanibe]

Eggman? [And Once-ler thought his name was weird.]

[twotailmechanic]

Well his real name is Dr. Ivo Robotnic, but we all just call him Eggman. Let's just say it's a good thing he's not a member.

[howbadcanibe]

Wasn't Robotnic the name of the first Russian artificial satellite ...? I trust you on that.

[twotailmechanic]

Yeah, but that's just a coincidence. He's not even Russian.

Actually, it was 'Sputnik' not Robotnic XD But I guess it's okay if they don't know

[howbadcanibe]

And why is he evil? Just for the sake of it or for money?

*Points below*

[twotailmechanic]

(OOC: Ah no worries. Tails would know better, but let's just pretend Tails was distracted and therefore goofed, mainly because he's worried about Once-ler. Plus he assumed it's someone else in Once-let's world.)

He just wants to rule the world. He might have been good at first, but clearly he got corrupted a very long time ago, so the only thing we can do is keep stopping his plans until he finally gives up.

o/

[howbadcanibe]

(ooc: aahhaha that works. I just found it amusing XD)

Why don't you put him in jail?

Re: o/

[twotailmechanic]

Usually we don't get the chance and even if we could put him in jail, he would just escape with his robots.

[howbadcanibe]

You need a better police system then.

[twotailmechanic]

Well there's GUN, but they focus on protecting the world, so they can't really focus on taking Eggman down.

[howbadcanibe]

One would things both things are related, you know. GUN is like the police?

[twotailmechanic]

Well trying to protect the whole planet isn't an easy thing to do though. Sort of, they are more the police of the planet. If anything, they are more like military than just normal police.