[Video] In which Once-ler life is made of pain and cruel irony

[howbadcanibe]

[Look at you all with fluffy and colorful tiny wings, Once-ler would love to have those. Sadly, the community decided that he deserved to have wings with axe blades instead of fluffy feathers. He looks pained when he finally speaks.]

C-can someone help me to wraps those somehow? There's no one else here, I can't reach properly and well...

[He's cutting himself all the time by accident, hence the blood on his vest, hands and back. He gives the camera a miserable look.]

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[stillneedawish]

[ Madoka has her own wings, looking like a smaller version of these, insubstantial and glowing a soft pink. They flutter in distress as she switches her video feed on. ]

Oh no, you're hurt! Oh Onceler-san, that's awful... um, if you like, I'm the health representative for my class, so I know a lot about first aid and things - if I can get a world-hop, I should be able to wrap your... your wings, and also treat your injuries!

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[howbadcanibe]

[Such pretty wings, Madoka. At least you got safe ones.]

I'm trying not to move much, but they twitch when I get nervous and..[Yeah, the wings just moved. And they are way to close to his skin for his own comfort.]..I'm often kind of nervous.

[He gives the girl a pleading look.] Thank you Madoka, that will be helpful.

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[stillneedawish]

It's really no trouble at all! I'd just hate to see you hurt yourself more... um, I'll get some things together and tell my parents I'm going out, and then I'll get a worldhop to your world as quickly as possible, okay? Just, um, try to stay as calm as possible until I get there, okay?

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[howbadcanibe]

I am trying to stay calm but... [twitch, twitch.]..IIIII can't help it. thanks you, I will compensate you. [Madoka you are getting free thneeds for the rest of your life.]

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[twotailmechanic]

[Oh wow, that makes having a set both on his back and above his ankles (which, he doesn't have shoes on. Aside from having fur on that cover even the bottom of his feet, look just like human feet.) look like a minor inconvenience in comparison.] Oh jeez. I'll see if I can make or find something to keep those blades from cutting you. I'll bring over a first-aid kit too if someone doesn't take care of that before then.

Think you can hang in there until then?

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[howbadcanibe]

[It is a minor inconvenience in comparison, Tail. Or at least that's what he thinks.] Madoka says she's already coming over, thankfully.

You got them too, hm? Is this another virus?

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[twotailmechanic]

[At least you can wear shoes. Tails doesn't have sandals.] Okay. Let me know if you need anything and I'll come right over.

Looks like it. I've seen worse.

[makewayforroze]

Are you alright?!

[She winces out of sympathy for him.] If you need help, I'll do my best.

[howbadcanibe]

Not exactly, no...

Madoka is coming over to help me.

[makewayforroze]

Is Madoka a doctor?

[mad_again]

Well that's certainly bizzare. Having blades for wings.

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[howbadcanibe]

They are also painful.

[mad_again]

I guess I'm fortunate that mine are butterfly wings.

Also, I owe an apology, for thinking you were a hallucination and all.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

[There's the sound of laughter. From the askew angle which the book's been knocked into, it can be seen that Lambdadelta's fallen over in her chair, and her limbs is flailing as she laughs. You can see the giant lollipops she has instead of wings.]

[howbadcanibe]

[....] Do you often laugh at people's misery?

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

[She sits back up.] It's not often that misery's as funny as this.

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[soulfist]

Oh my, are you okay?!

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[howbadcanibe]

I've been better. [Another grimace, as one of the blades goes too near of his skin.]

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[soulfist]

Do you want to get rid of them? I can cut them off, but I wouldn't know if they would just come back or if it would be even more painful for you.

[the_visitor]

How remarkably unuseful.

[howbadcanibe]

I know. The story of my life, apparently.

[the_visitor]

Is there any reason you were...gifted with those particular wings?

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[omnomsgods]

Ah! Your wings are so... unique! Unyu, can you fly with them?

[howbadcanibe]

Unique is a way to put it.

I didn't try, that would imply moving them a lot and I could behead myself.

[omnomsgods]

You'll have to be really, really careful.