[Video] In which Once-ler life is made of pain and cruel irony

[howbadcanibe]

[Look at you all with fluffy and colorful tiny wings, Once-ler would love to have those. Sadly, the community decided that he deserved to have wings with axe blades instead of fluffy feathers. He looks pained when he finally speaks.]

C-can someone help me to wraps those somehow? There's no one else here, I can't reach properly and well...

[He's cutting himself all the time by accident, hence the blood on his vest, hands and back. He gives the camera a miserable look.]

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[howbadcanibe]

And what do you think? [...but~?]

[omnomsgods]

[ pauuuse ] I think I'll think about it later. [ nods ]

[howbadcanibe]

All...right.

And how is life in hell?

[omnomsgods]

Oh, the usual. I'm the only one that can take care Hell of Blazing Fires here- as long as my friend carts corpses to me. So most of the time it's pretty busy.

[howbadcanibe]

Sounds like a ...[SCARY ]...dangerous job.

[omnomsgods]

I've been doing this for a looong time, so I'm an expert.

[howbadcanibe]

As long as you like it. Do you ever take vacations?

[omnomsgods]

Unyu, I wish. But I can only leave my job for so long, I think.

[howbadcanibe]

Something bad happens if you leave?

[omnomsgods]

It might get too hot or too cold. I have to maintain it.

[howbadcanibe]

That would be bad, yes. I'm Once-ler, what's your name?

[omnomsgods]

Once-ler... Well, maybe you can use those axes for something else besides flying. [ She repeats this, attempting to memorize it. ] Utusho Reiuji.

[howbadcanibe]

I am afraid that I will end killing myself in the process. It's nice to meet you Utusho. Everyone in hell has Japanese names?

[omnomsgods]

...They really are useless, huh?

Japanese...? Unyu, no. Anyone and everyone can get sent to Hell, although I haven't met every demon or youkai there.