[Video] In which Once-ler life is made of pain and cruel irony

[howbadcanibe]

[Look at you all with fluffy and colorful tiny wings, Once-ler would love to have those. Sadly, the community decided that he deserved to have wings with axe blades instead of fluffy feathers. He looks pained when he finally speaks.]

C-can someone help me to wraps those somehow? There's no one else here, I can't reach properly and well...

[He's cutting himself all the time by accident, hence the blood on his vest, hands and back. He gives the camera a miserable look.]

Comments

[howbadcanibe]

Unique is a way to put it.

I didn't try, that would imply moving them a lot and I could behead myself.

[omnomsgods]

You'll have to be really, really careful.

[howbadcanibe]

I'm trying not to move much...[His wings twitch.] I'm always a bit nervous.

[omnomsgods]

That's okay. Every bird I know was nervous before they learned how to fly. Just take a deep breath... and jump!

[howbadcanibe]

I think I will end beheaded if I try something like that. You like birds?

[omnomsgods]

I'm a bird. [ pause. ] Aaand a pet. And a person.

[howbadcanibe]

How does that even work?

[omnomsgods]

I'm a Hell Raven. [ slowly: ] Which makes me a bird. But I'm also someone's pet.

[howbadcanibe]

I don't think Hell ravens exist in my world. And who's your owner?

[omnomsgods]

My Master, of course. [ derp ]

[howbadcanibe]

And his name is...? Lucifer?

[omnomsgods]

Noo. Satori-sama! What kind of name is Lucy-for?

[howbadcanibe]

Lucifer is the name of the evil who supposedly rules Hell. Satori-sama sounds japanese.

[omnomsgods]

[ she laughs ] Heh? I never heard of that.

[howbadcanibe]

Perhaps he only exist in my world.

[omnomsgods]

I'm fine with my own Master, thanks.

[howbadcanibe]

And you don't mind being someone's property?

[omnomsgods]

What's wrong with it? I'm given a home and a friend...

[howbadcanibe]

But what about your freedom? I wouldn't like to be ordered around.

[omnomsgods]

...A lot of people are bringing that up, unyu. [ normally, she wouldn't think twice about being someone's 'pet', but... ]

[howbadcanibe]

And what do you think? [...but~?]

[omnomsgods]

[ pauuuse ] I think I'll think about it later. [ nods ]

[howbadcanibe]

All...right.

And how is life in hell?

[omnomsgods]

Oh, the usual. I'm the only one that can take care Hell of Blazing Fires here- as long as my friend carts corpses to me. So most of the time it's pretty busy.

[howbadcanibe]

Sounds like a ...[SCARY ]...dangerous job.