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[See Ravage. See Ravage on top of a big pile of crates, in that crouch position that cats get into when they're about the pounce. On his back are white, fluffy, feathery wings. The tail twitches and *POUNCE!* He's in the air, the wings are flapping quickly, but he's not getting any higher. In fact, he's going down. Fast. In a split second he's off screen and there is a loud crash sound. Still off screen you hear his reaction.]

Awwww... I totes wanted to fly.

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[Zel chuckles a little. He's not too concerned; after all, he knows Cybertronians are made of metal.]

You all right there, Ravage? It doesn't seem like anybody got wings large enough to fly with.

[He pops back up on the computer conceal, and he doesn't even have a scratch, but his wings are a little ruffled.]

I'm fine! I landed on my feet! Kinda.

How do you 'kind of' land on your feet?

My feet hit teh ground first, and then my tummy.

... All right, that does sound like "sort of".

Yep! But I didn't get a scratch!

I can see that. I can't say I'm too surprised; I always got the impression you were tough to keep down.

Ell-oh-ell, I'm totes tough!

I'll bet. Never met a Cybertronian who wasn't.

There are some that are tougher than others.

Are you terribly disappointed, my little catnip?

I am, but i still likes teh wings.

You look awfully fetching!

Thx!!!

Of course, kitten!

Still can't own me though.

Oh, pooh.

[Look, you made him pout.]

They don't seem very good for that, unfortunately.

Awww... Wha do they do then????

Exist. That's about it.

Awwww that's lame. I want them to do something.

Viruses aren't that useful, unfortunately.

[He's totally not laughing at that. Really.]

[*cough*]

Your body is too heavy and those are too small, Ravage.

I thoughts they were magic and let meh fly anyway.

Apparently not. Why don't you ask your creator to design you wings? [He has no idea how Cybertronian works, to him you are all cool robots :x]

I don't know who my creator is.

What about your..uh..parents?

Cybertronians don't have those.

Then how are you born?

I can't either! My wings are furry, though, so I don't think I could anyway.

I've never heard of furry wings before!

I think they actually exist somewhere! Try looking up "winged cat"!

Ell-oh-ell, I'm a winged cat now.

Hehe, yeah! Although if I were an animal, I'd want to be a dog. No offense, Ravage!

Awww, I don't like dogs, but I'll totes make an exception for you, Jade if you were a dog!

Are there robot dogs like there are robot cats?

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