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[dekillerqueen]

[Hey, community! You get to see a very brief shot of Shelly before he switches to text. He is looking...



... Not... very happy. Also, remarkably bat-like.]


Good day. I cannot say I enjoy lying to prospective clients, but I am quite sure you will agree with me when I say that telling such a person "I am quite sorry, sir, but I cannot make it to our appointment today, as I have suddenly taken on the physiology of a bat" would not be conducive to business, either.

By the way, I would be grateful if you would be so kind as to keep any sort of sound absent from your replies. Thank you.

Comments

[dekillerqueen]

I can assure you that people do not make fun of me very often.

Outside the community, anyway.

[selfished]

They don't? That's super weird, I thought they'd be all over something that funny.

[dekillerqueen]

I live up to my name, young miss.

[selfished]

.. Wait, you do? So you're like some kinda real killer?

[ Feel free to note how generally unfazed she seems by the idea, especially for a fourteen/fifteen year old.. ]

[dekillerqueen]

[He probably will, in retrospect.]

I am an assassin, in fact.

[selfished]

I've never met one of those for real before! Just like those in the movies?

[dekillerqueen]

Well, no. I find most of those to be dreadfully inaccurate.

[selfished]

At least don't tell me it's much more boring than in the movies!

[dekillerqueen]

I would say that... anybody who finds it boring is either very good, or very foolish.

[selfished]

So.. it's not boring after all?

[ Kyouko's a little slow.. ]

[dekillerqueen]

That is what I was implying.

[selfished]

Then that's freaking cool! I didn't even know we had people like that on the community!

[dekillerqueen]

Are you a fan of such film characters?

[selfished]

Sure, a girl gotta appreciate some good action when she sees it!

[dekillerqueen]

I trust you to understand that idolising such people in real life can have unfortunate consequences.

[selfished]

.. It can?

[dekillerqueen]

... Yes. It can.

[selfished]

And what kinda 'unfortunate consequences' are we talking about here then?

[dekillerqueen]

You can use your imagination, surely.

[selfished]

Dunno, that sounds like a lot of work..

[dekillerqueen]

Hmm. Usually, young girls do not mind exercising their imagination.

[selfished]

Then the first thing you should realise is that I'm just not any young girl!

[dekillerqueen]

Oh?

[selfished]

I'm much cooler than one to start with.

[dekillerqueen]

How confident of you.