[ video ] Too many feels...

[omnomsgods]

[She's not in the sorching flames of Former Hell, but in a esquisite, western style kitchen that's supposed to be used  by a staff of twenty. No one but her is there, and the emptiness makes the room appear twice as large. Before her is a large steel pot of boiling water, and in one hand she carries a basket filled with nothing but eggs. Gingerly, she takes one and adds it to the pot.] My favorite [two eggs] way to cook  [three eggs] eggs [four eggs] is to [five eggs] hard [six eggs] boil [seven eggs] them. [Screw it- she dumps the rest of the eggs into the pot. The virus granted her Karen's feelings- patience, among other things. Waiting the twelve or so minutes for the meal to be done could not be less fine by her. She points a spoon towards the camera.] Any other way of cooking them is stupid.

[And that would be an extra sense of superiority.]

Comments

permavid

[goddamnshit]

... Hey Birdy, isn't that cannibalism? Or is that a common thing for birds to do, eating their own unborn young n'all that.

[ video ]

[denies]

... So what's this, a cooking lesson?

[ she raises an eyebrow (almost genuinely curiously, really). ]

permavid;

[omnomsgods]

Cannibalism?

permavid;

[omnomsgods]

Yes! Can you believe some people don't know how to cook like this?

[goddamnshit]

Forget it.

So did ya ever drop by to eat those corpses I left behind?

[omnomsgods]

Yes, I did!

[goddamnshit]

So what do I get in exchange for providing you with a free meal?

[omnomsgods]

....



Unyu? [ she thought it was free... ]

[goddamnshit]

Ha! Haha! I'm pulling your leg, I don't want a favor from you. [looool the look on your face]

Anyways, fried and scrambled eggs are way better than boiled eggs.

[denies]

Well, it's not like I'm a perfect cook, but still.. [ aka Ange really can't cook, but ssh, she doesn't really realise it herself either. ] something like this seems a little basic.

[howbadcanibe]

I don't think I've tried that many eggs all at once. [He got Roze's feelings, so he's more relaxed about everything and much less spazzy.]

[omnomsgods]

I'm being helpful by letting others know there's a right way to do this. [ because overfilling a pot is the "right" way ]

[omnomsgods]

[ normally she'd be all up in his face for saying something like that. but she's influence by Karen. so. ] ...What makes you say that?

permavid;

[omnomsgods]

[ she's still not that quick at reading text, so after a pause: ] They're good for you.

[goddamnshit]

Tastes way better, for one thing.

[omnomsgods]

Maybe for those that got bad taste.

[goddamnshit]

My taste's perfectly fine.

[omnomsgods]

You must've never had a good hard-boiled egg before.

[goddamnshit]

I'm not much of an egg guy, anyways. Steak! That's where it's all at.

[omnomsgods]

Then I guess you won't be trying any of these eggs, huh.

[goddamnshit]

... You're giving 'em away? [FREE FOOD??]

[omnomsgods]

Not anymore...

[goddamnshit]

Why not?

[omnomsgods]

I'd share them with those that like these more than scrambled and fried eggs.

[goddamnshit]

C'mon, I never said I dislike boiled eggs.