[ video ] Too many feels...

[omnomsgods]

[She's not in the sorching flames of Former Hell, but in a esquisite, western style kitchen that's supposed to be used  by a staff of twenty. No one but her is there, and the emptiness makes the room appear twice as large. Before her is a large steel pot of boiling water, and in one hand she carries a basket filled with nothing but eggs. Gingerly, she takes one and adds it to the pot.] My favorite [two eggs] way to cook  [three eggs] eggs [four eggs] is to [five eggs] hard [six eggs] boil [seven eggs] them. [Screw it- she dumps the rest of the eggs into the pot. The virus granted her Karen's feelings- patience, among other things. Waiting the twelve or so minutes for the meal to be done could not be less fine by her. She points a spoon towards the camera.] Any other way of cooking them is stupid.

[And that would be an extra sense of superiority.]

Comments

permavid

[goddamnshit]

... Hey Birdy, isn't that cannibalism? Or is that a common thing for birds to do, eating their own unborn young n'all that.

permavid;

[omnomsgods]

Cannibalism?

[goddamnshit]

Forget it.

So did ya ever drop by to eat those corpses I left behind?

[omnomsgods]

Yes, I did!

[goddamnshit]

So what do I get in exchange for providing you with a free meal?

[omnomsgods]

....



Unyu? [ she thought it was free... ]

[ video ]

[denies]

... So what's this, a cooking lesson?

[ she raises an eyebrow (almost genuinely curiously, really). ]

permavid;

[omnomsgods]

Yes! Can you believe some people don't know how to cook like this?

[denies]

Well, it's not like I'm a perfect cook, but still.. [ aka Ange really can't cook, but ssh, she doesn't really realise it herself either. ] something like this seems a little basic.

[omnomsgods]

I'm being helpful by letting others know there's a right way to do this. [ because overfilling a pot is the "right" way ]

[denies]

Did anyone thank you yet for your limitless kindness?

[ okay, there's some deadpan with that for sure. ]

[howbadcanibe]

I don't think I've tried that many eggs all at once. [He got Roze's feelings, so he's more relaxed about everything and much less spazzy.]

permavid;

[omnomsgods]

[ she's still not that quick at reading text, so after a pause: ] They're good for you.

permavid;

[howbadcanibe]

[Video works for him.] All that many? Are you sure you won't get a stomach ache? [Mommy worries, get.]

[omnomsgods]

...I've never had a stomach ache before.

[howbadcanibe]

That's a good thing! You are really lucky. Hell ravens never get sick?

[video]

[oceanicbutterfly]

[And of course, the impatience she'd normally be feeling is resurfacing elsewhere.]

Don't you think that's rather time-consuming?

permavid;

[omnomsgods]

[ by the time she gets a response, she's eating an egg ] ...It only takes twelve minutes...

Re: permavid;

[oceanicbutterfly]

If you're hungry, then twelve minutes can be a very long time. ["If you're hungry" because she still feels the need to not seem ridiculously impatient.]

[omnomsgods]

[ nomnomnom...okay she stops to speak ] They're worth it.

[second_star]

Pretty sure that's not the best way to cook eggs.

permavid;

[omnomsgods]

[ ...text. so after a moment: ] No, it is.

[ video ]

[second_star]

[ Switching to video ]

Uh, you don't just dump a whole bunch of eggs in. Besides, scrambled eggs taste better.

[omnomsgods]

Do not.

[second_star]

Well, you can't mix things with a hard boiled egg while it's cooking, can you?